1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:26,794 RADIO ANNOUNCER: Well, it looks like and it could be 4 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,596 and it probably is a little after 7:00 A.M. 5 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,431 on a sleepy Saturday morning in Kenosha, 6 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,833 which, right now, is as lively and exciting 7 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,169 as any other town in the world at 7:00 A.M. 8 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,370 Except here, this cool, cool jock 9 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:37,505 without hard rock, 10 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,240 namely me, laid-back Larry, 11 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,409 in fine and mellow middle America, 12 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,377 happening now for all you early-rising lovers 13 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,513 of life, love, and the pursuit of music, 14 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:46,747 come rain or come shine. 15 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,616 And the rains are coming. 16 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,651 Light showers predicted, clearing this afternoon. 17 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:54,822 Now at the top of the charts, the beautiful... 18 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,203 Darcy, Lila's here. 19 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,174 Hi, Mrs. Elliot. 20 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:14,308 Bonjour, Lila. 21 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:15,409 Comment a va? 22 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:17,578 Darcy, we're going to be late. 23 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:19,447 I know, I'm almost done. 24 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,515 Is that your article on Senator Proxmire? 25 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:22,883 Uh-huh. 26 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,318 I thought you mailed it yesterday. 27 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:25,853 Oh, I'm so excited for you girls. 28 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,188 A weekend at a real college. 29 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:28,256 You didn't mail it? 30 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:29,323 I was going to, 31 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:30,558 but that press conference last night 32 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,426 just changed everything. 33 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,428 Damn, I hate this stupid thing! 34 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:35,629 Are you through with this? 35 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,631 Oh, I know Darcy would love for me to come, 36 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,233 but I have to work if Darcy 37 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,502 and I are going to go to Paris in style, huh? 38 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:42,670 That's what she told me. Come on, Darcy. 39 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:43,871 Okay. Done. 40 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,473 I'll mail it on the road. 41 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:47,675 Oh, you know, the news said it was going to rain. 42 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,677 But I don't know. It looks nice out to me. 43 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,679 So, you're going to be staying in a dorm, huh? 44 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:52,746 Not that I'm prying. 45 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:53,814 You're entitled to your space. 46 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,149 Mother. Hmm? 47 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,517 You're standing in my space. 48 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:57,918 Oh, okay. Give me a kiss. 49 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,287 Come on. 50 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,354 Mm. 51 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,256 Have fun. Bye. 52 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,391 Well, maybe you'll meet 53 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:05,826 some of those university men, huh, girls? 54 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,561 All right, Mom. 55 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:09,597 Actually, I wouldn't mind you meeting some new boys. 56 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,465 There, I've said it. 57 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,901 Uh, Mom, what time do you have to be at work? 58 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:18,272 Oh, yeah, I guess I'd better get going. 59 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:20,641 You drive carefully, Lila. 60 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,643 Why didn't I think of that? 61 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,445 Au revoir. 62 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,281 Call me if you meet someone special! 63 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,929 You guys, this is so romantic, 64 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:44,332 you two going off together, 65 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:45,499 spending the night together. 66 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:46,567 Got the map? 67 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,768 Got the map. 68 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,537 Alone together for the first time. 69 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:50,738 Got the tapes? In the car. Thermos? 70 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,273 Full. 71 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,507 Oh, thanks for covering me. 72 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:56,477 Don't worry about it. 73 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,645 See you tomorrow, pal. 74 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,347 Bye, you guys. 75 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,951 So how long do you think it's going to take to get there? 76 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,220 Mm, about two hours. 77 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,722 If we don't, you know, stop. 78 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:11,925 What if we do, you know, stop? 79 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,227 We may never get there. 80 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:14,528 Hmm. 81 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:23,337 Maybe we shouldn't have stopped. 82 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:24,505 Mm, yeah. 83 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,741 Oh, but what if I'm late? 84 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,877 I won't let you be late. 85 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:30,911 Well, I guess a little late 86 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,513 wouldn't hurt, huh? 87 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,681 Uh-uh. 88 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:54,835 I love you, Darcy. 89 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,538 I love you, Stan. 90 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,427 Oh, I'm so nervous. 91 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:27,728 What if he doesn't like my stuff? 92 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,129 Sweetheart, he's going to love your stuff. 93 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,130 You know, they say this guy's 94 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,632 the toughest editor they ever had. 95 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,733 And you're the best writer. 96 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,134 They say if he doesn't ask you 97 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,703 to send what you write in senior year, 98 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:37,070 you can just forget about working on the paper. 99 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:38,972 He's not going to ask you. He's going to beg you. 100 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,775 He's going to get down on his knees and he's going to say, 101 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,577 "Oh, Darcy Elliot, please send us every word you write." 102 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:44,745 Well, yeah, what if he doesn't? 103 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,980 God, my socks are still wet. 104 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,697 Fascinating. 105 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,566 You mean, your state representative 106 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,402 actually spoke at your school assembly? 107 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:10,404 Uh-huh. Well, did you read what he said? 108 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:12,506 I mean, he really gave it to our mayor. 109 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,743 "Swampy Soccer Field Flooded with Frogs?" 110 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,545 Well, yeah, there were a couple thousand of them. 111 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,146 You see, I checked with the Department of Agriculture, 112 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:21,148 and the water table had risen 113 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,150 so their eggs didn't dry up like they were supposed to-- 114 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,819 That's, uh, quite a story. 115 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:28,522 I hope The Washington Post Àpicked that one up. 116 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,424 Okay, look, Donald. 117 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,059 I'm sure this sounds like small potatoes 118 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:32,960 to both of you-- 119 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,762 Uh, it's Ronald. 120 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:37,030 Excuse me, Ronald. 121 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,467 But these frogs were very big news at my school 122 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,468 and very big news in Kenosha, 123 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:41,569 which is where I live 124 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:42,770 and where I find my stories. 125 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:43,837 Do you know Mike Royko? 126 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,072 He writes about Chicago. 127 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,474 Fran Liebowitz writes about New York. 128 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,041 I write about Kenosha. 129 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:52,946 Tell you what. 130 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:55,015 Send me what you write on your paper this year. 131 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:56,116 Let's see what we can do. 132 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,518 I like your passion. 133 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,588 Thanks. 134 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,122 Are you going here too? 135 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,891 Caltech, architecture. 136 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,459 If my scholarship comes through. 137 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:06,694 He'll get it. 138 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:07,861 So you'll be here 139 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,763 and he'll be in California? 140 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,164 We'll manage. 141 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,766 Live for holidays and vacations, right? 142 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,834 You know it. 143 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:14,935 That's right. 144 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:15,803 Thanks, Ronald. Thanks, Beth. 145 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,437 Bye. 146 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:21,842 To be young again. 147 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,550 Piece of shit. 148 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,784 It's so incredible. 149 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,185 I mean, I can't believe 150 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,887 it looks exactly like your design. 151 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,055 My mom did all the hard work, 152 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,824 all the stitching. 153 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,959 And I can't believe you added a skylight. 154 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,460 And... 155 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,098 It's removable. 156 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:49,236 I wish we had some marshmallows. 157 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,071 Yeah, so do I. 158 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:55,943 But I do have a surprise for you. 159 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,244 You have a surprise? 160 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:58,812 Yeah. Close your eyes. 161 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:01,515 Oh, I love surprises. What is it? 162 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,517 I can't tell you or it wouldn't be a surprise. 163 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:04,718 Can I open up my eyes? 164 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,520 Not in this forest. Can I open up one eye? 165 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,155 Uh-uh. Can I have a hint? 166 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,157 Put out your hand. 167 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,529 Oh, that's so sweet. 168 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,030 When'd you get them? 169 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:19,132 Before we left. 170 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,201 You're so romantic. 171 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,636 Here's to forever. 172 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,271 And always. 173 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:28,041 * And if I had the chance 174 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:32,813 * I'd never let you go 175 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,181 You know, maybe they were right... 176 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,683 About us. 177 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:38,251 What are you talking about? 178 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,954 Well, you know. I mean, I don't know. 179 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:41,989 Maybe it's not going to work out. 180 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,256 Why? 181 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:46,594 People change and drift apart. 182 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,129 Not us. We're different. 183 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,064 Yeah. 184 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:53,233 You bet, yeah. 185 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:58,772 * Be my be my Be my little baby * 186 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,908 * My one and only 187 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,776 Do you think we could live in a tent? 188 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,244 Huh? 189 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:05,579 I mean, not forever, 190 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:06,580 just on a permanent basis. 191 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:07,715 You and me? 192 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:08,782 Yeah. 193 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,851 I think we could live anywhere. 194 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,252 As long as it had a skylight. 195 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,988 And maybe a Jacuzzi. 196 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:19,059 * I'll make you happy, baby Just wait * 197 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:22,329 I've never seen so many stars. 198 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:23,964 Beautiful. 199 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,066 Did you see that? 200 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,935 Uh-huh. 201 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,637 Did you make a wish? 202 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:32,740 Uh 203 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,374 Uh-huh. 204 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:38,378 * ...From the day I saw you 205 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:43,784 *I have been waiting for you 206 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:47,254 * You know I will adore you 207 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:52,960 * Till eternity... 208 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,295 Can you think of another way to say hygiene? 209 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,998 Uh, "Hello, Gene?" 210 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,800 Tsk. 211 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,001 Cleanliness. That's good. 212 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,270 Can I have half? 213 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,275 Oh, I'm sorry. 214 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:11,178 Mm. Teenage lust. 215 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,781 Uh-oh, sex patrol. 216 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:16,016 When you start to like boys, 217 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,085 do you have to chew their gum? 218 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,687 Well, you know, your brother's gum 219 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,154 is the first gum that I ever chewed. 220 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,990 Is that what love is? 221 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,257 It's a start. 222 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,327 But you're pals too, right? 223 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,428 Yeah. 224 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,798 What's a panimonial suit-- 225 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:34,267 MAN: We're home! 226 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,936 Thank God. 227 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,270 Your daughter wants to know 228 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,839 what a palimony suit is. 229 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,173 Where does she get that stuff? 230 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,709 Dr. Ruth. 231 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:42,943 Why do you let her watch Dr. Ruth? 232 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,011 I don't let her watch. 233 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,112 You let her watch. 234 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,847 That Dr. Ruth is funny. 235 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:47,881 I'll tell you what palimony is, Mary. 236 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:48,982 I'll handle this. 237 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,751 Palimony is when a man gives a woman 238 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,085 the best years of his life 239 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,421 and then she has the nerve to want money for it. 240 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,089 It's not just the women. 241 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,791 I read about this man in Beverly Hills, California, 242 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,960 who sued his girlfriend for half of her tanning salon. 243 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,061 Stay for dinner, Darcy. 244 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,295 We're having glumpkies. 245 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,997 Oh, I'd love to, but it's Thursday. 246 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,132 Oh, yeah. French night. 247 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,100 French night. French night. 248 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,269 Ooh-la-la. Ooh-la-la. 249 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,704 Come wid me to ze Casbah. 250 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:11,839 What's a Casbah? 251 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,240 We have French Fries. 252 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,042 French dressing. 253 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,710 Oh, ze French toast. 254 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,245 And for dessert, 255 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,781 we've got ice cream, French vanilla. 256 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:23,150 And French kissing, with gum. 257 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,881 Mm! 258 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,474 Oh, come on, Darcy. 259 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,877 There's more to life than Big Macs. 260 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,201 Well? 261 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,904 Your job is looking out for your mom. 262 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:54,107 Okay, it was red and now it's pink. 263 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,475 Okay. 264 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,010 "If there's any change 265 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,211 from the original intense red color 266 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,080 this indicates a positive result." 267 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,049 Positive! So it's positive. 268 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,384 Not positive, good. 269 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,518 Positive, bad. 270 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,290 It's just defective. That's-- We'll just take it back. 271 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,292 We'll just get another one and we'll just do it again. 272 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,128 Darcy, it's not defective. 273 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,463 Look, my dad's a doctor. 274 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,499 I know about these things. 275 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,334 I can't believe this. 276 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,470 I've been taking the pill forever. 277 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,413 What am I going to do? 278 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,024 Yo, Stan, thanks for the cleanup. 279 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,926 I owe you one, kid. 280 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,995 Hi, Mr. Bobrucz. 281 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,262 Oh, hey... 282 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,531 Darcy Elliot, Kenosha's star reporter. 283 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,866 What are you doing, 284 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,334 one of those expos stories 285 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,203 on bunions across America? 286 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,270 Hey! 287 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,939 No smooching back there, now. 288 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,008 It'll set off the sprinklers. 289 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,142 Good night, Dad. 290 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,311 I'm going, I'm going. 291 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,346 Boy, you look happy. 292 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,514 You know, I bet 293 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,949 if I put your smiling face 294 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,050 outside the front of the store 295 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:10,984 I'd get a lot more customers. 296 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,121 I know. 297 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,288 You got a B-plus 298 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:18,025 on your French exam, right? 299 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,227 Now, it can't be that bad. 300 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,395 It is that bad. 301 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,901 Oh, no. 302 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,404 Oh, no. 303 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,673 Are you sure? 304 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,242 Yeah. 305 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,310 When was your last period? 306 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,146 Two months ago. 307 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,613 Two months? 308 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,049 I thought you were taking the pill. 309 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,417 Well, I'm irregular, okay? 310 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,553 I mean, that's why I started taking the damn pill 311 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,654 in the first place, 312 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,256 to regulate my periods. 313 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,558 My doctor put me on it when I was 14 years old, 314 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,160 and once I forgot, 315 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,062 and then I doubled the next day, 316 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,463 just like I was supposed to. 317 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,031 You told me-- 318 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,466 You said you started taking it for me. 319 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,701 Well, I lied, okay? 320 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,371 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to lie to you. 321 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,173 I mean, I would've started taking it for you 322 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,575 if I wasn't already taking it. I just didn't want to tell you 323 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,978 that I was already taking it, because I didn't want you 324 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,180 to think that I was cheap and easy, because I'm not. 325 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,982 You made me wait two and a half years. 326 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,183 Why would I think you were easy? 327 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,218 God, this is all my fault. 328 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,619 Hey... 329 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,154 It's not like you were there 330 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,223 by yourself, you know. 331 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,726 I never thought it would happen like this. 332 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,528 I mean, I knew it'd be you. 333 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,298 I knew that much, but like this? 334 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:35,002 Surrounded by Hush Puppies. 335 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,638 Lisa Jordan had two already. 336 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,441 I heard Marilyn Monroe had 13. 337 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,276 Who's Lisa Jordan? 338 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,145 She sits behind you in Calculus. 339 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,679 Well, look, still, it's no big deal. 340 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,315 Look, this is Darcy's decision. 341 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,416 It's her life. 342 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,450 Oh, her life. 343 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:51,985 It's her body. 344 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,186 Look, Stan and I are supposed 345 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,187 to go to California next year. 346 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,222 Shh. 347 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,257 I mean, what's he supposed to do with his body? 348 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,391 Stay home and babysit? Cute. 349 00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,692 We could always give it up for abortion. 350 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,194 You mean "adoption." 351 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,029 That's what I said, adoption. 352 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,463 Yeah, that's what he said, adoption. 353 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,998 No, he didn't. He said abortion. 354 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:05,698 No, I said adoption. 355 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,034 I heard you, Stan. 356 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,635 Loud and clear. 357 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:12,539 Well, you heard me wrong, okay? 358 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,041 Okay. 359 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,447 GIRL: You went out with Stan Bobrucz? 360 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,781 So? 361 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,616 You're lying. I am not. 362 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,717 We were in seventh grade. 363 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:25,785 We were children. 364 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,220 Yeah, weren't we all? 365 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,156 But since then, he's gotten so mature, 366 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,657 so deep. 367 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,325 Michaela, you're so bad. 368 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,260 You want to know bad? 369 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,261 It's tying a guy down 370 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,496 before he's old enough to buy a girl a drink. 371 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,098 Yeah, well, I bet you won't read 372 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,599 about Darcy getting knocked up 373 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,234 in her precious little paper, 374 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,670 so I'll just write it on the wall in here. 375 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:48,341 I love it when the smart kids turn out to be so stupid. 376 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,412 I'm almost into my second trimester. 377 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,813 Stan, we've got to tell them something. 378 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,282 It's not going to go away. 379 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,349 Don't worry. We'll figure it out. 380 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,186 It doesn't make any sense 381 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,320 to tell them anything 382 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,189 until we decide what we want to do. 383 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,523 Besides, it's Thanksgiving. 384 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,125 How can you tell them on Thanksgiving? 385 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,526 Well, I was thinking along the lines of, 386 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,827 "I'm pregnant. Can you pass the turnips?" 387 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,362 Look, we'll talk about it-- 388 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,098 Come on, kids. Dinner. 389 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:14,567 That's a beautiful looking turkey, Mrs. Bobrucz. 390 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,703 Hey, Stick. Do you know what your cousin Jimmy says 391 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,105 about that Caltech? 392 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,206 What'd he say? What's he say? 393 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,340 He says every one 394 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,474 of those architect students 395 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,642 has his own computer. 396 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,677 Do you believe that? 397 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,480 Boy, it sure wasn't like that when I didn't go to school. 398 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,716 I hope you like my stuffing. 399 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,751 Oh, well, the French do a wonderful thing 400 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,586 with their stuffing. 401 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,188 Apples, grapes, and raisins. Right, honey? 402 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,356 Mm-hmm. 403 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,691 How creative. 404 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,160 Yeah, except in this country, 405 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:40,860 we don't call that stuffing. 406 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,162 We call that fruit. 407 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,796 Honey? Grace. 408 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,332 Grace. 409 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,567 Anybody can do it. 410 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,336 Only a doctor can do it. 411 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,403 Whoa! 412 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,540 No talking during grace, huh? 413 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,807 I'm just trying to tell Mary 414 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,876 that only a doctor can do an abortion, and not-- 415 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,178 That's not true! 416 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,579 Right, Daddy? 417 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,814 Hey, where'd you hear a word like that? 418 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,686 Mary said it. Lou said it. 419 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,854 You know the rules in this house. 420 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,156 No lying. 421 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,424 Where'd you hear that? 422 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,294 Well, all right. 423 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:18,865 I'm going to ask you one more time. 424 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:22,135 Where'd you hear that word? 425 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,452 I'm pregnant. 426 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,120 Can you pass the turnips? 427 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,597 Abortion is not a dirty word. 428 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,599 It's a simple medical solution. 429 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,434 Hey, you can just forget about abortion, 430 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,868 because this kid's going up for adoption, 431 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,504 and that's that! 432 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,771 Well, obviously, you've never heard of the word "choice," 433 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,573 but then, why would you? 434 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:01,774 It's not a four-letter word. 435 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,376 What the hell's that supposed to mean? 436 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,478 Look. I know you think that you're in love. 437 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,680 Yeah, I thought I was in love once too. 438 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:08,815 When was the last time 439 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:09,749 we saw your goddamn father, 440 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:10,883 let alone a check? 441 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,452 Honey, promise me 442 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,221 you're not going to have this baby. 443 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,322 Right now, the whole world is your oyster. 444 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,489 Oh, yeah? 445 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,358 What about my son's oysters, huh? 446 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,326 He's got this brilliant career 447 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,593 ahead of him, 448 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,495 designing schools and churches and shit! 449 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,531 Darcy and I are going to Paris next summer. 450 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,832 Look, if we could all just discuss-- 451 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,801 Butt out! We're trying to decide your future here! 452 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,370 Oh, look, honey. 453 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,838 Do you know how many people'd just love 454 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:32,805 to adopt a cute little baby? 455 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,507 Don't be stupid! 456 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,243 That takes care of Stan. What about Darcy? 457 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,410 Hey, call your daughter stupid! 458 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,678 She's the one got herself in trouble. 459 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,979 Dad! 460 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,381 Oh, she got herself pregnant! 461 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,815 Well, hallelujah! 462 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,384 It's another virgin birth! 463 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,319 Let's not drag the church into this. 464 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,420 Why not? 465 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,555 Your husband wants me 466 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,323 to hide my daughter away in some convent 467 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,458 so she won't embarrass your family. 468 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,659 Are you going to do this 469 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,860 every time Stan gets someone pregnant, huh? 470 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,362 Mother! 471 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,796 Why don't we just keep it? Grow up! 472 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:57,997 You had a gerbil last year. 473 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,499 You forgot to feed it. It died. 474 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,835 This kid's going up for adoption, period! 475 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,637 No, Darcy is not going to lug this baby around 476 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,239 for nine months and get stretch marks 477 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,874 so you can give it up to Catholic charities. 478 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,576 Mom, what are stretch marks? 479 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,978 Stretch marks are the badge of a real woman. 480 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,787 You are an unreasonable, uncivilized peasant. 481 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,954 And you, Fifi, 482 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:22,855 can take your French fruit 483 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,956 and stuff it 484 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,325 up your big bird. 485 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,827 Okay, that's it. 486 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,362 This family has made its decision. 487 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,430 We're calling Dr. Barrick 488 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,664 and having this taken care of 489 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:32,965 first thing in the morning. 490 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,401 There. Done. Darcy? 491 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,677 Thanks for dinner. 492 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,556 Darcy! 493 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,493 Mom? 494 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,595 You never told me Stan's gerbil died. 495 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,365 You said he ran away! 496 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,652 This is the smartest thing you've ever done, honey. 497 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,488 It leaves all the options open. 498 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,056 Now, I'm going to get off work early 499 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,459 so I'll be here when you get home, and... 500 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,726 We can pretend 501 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,463 this whole thing never happened. 502 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,697 I still think 503 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,031 I should go with you, though. 504 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,003 Mom, we've already settled this. 505 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,872 Lila's going with me, 506 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,507 and Stan's picking me up, 507 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,908 and Stan is taking me to the clinic. 508 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,644 Oh, great, Stan. Okay. 509 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,746 Well, you'll be in and out of there, honey. 510 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,882 You'll see. 511 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,917 Come here. 512 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,988 You okay? 513 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,823 You just thank God you got 514 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,992 such an understanding mother, huh? 515 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,496 Bye. 516 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:22,442 So this is the right thing, right? 517 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,377 We said we wanted to do what's right. 518 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:25,845 Right? 519 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,598 Guys? 520 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,402 I got to go. 521 00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:55,608 Call me when you get home. 522 00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:56,709 I'll come over, okay? 523 00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:58,411 Okay. 524 00:22:58,445 --> 00:22:59,879 Everything's going to be just fine. 525 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,748 I know it. 526 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:02,849 I love you. 527 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,418 I love you too. 528 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,902 Okay... 529 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:33,145 It just doesn't seem to want to fit, Mrs. Sitwell. 530 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,917 Are you sure this is a five 531 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,586 Oh, definitely, Mrs. Sitwell. 532 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,053 Maybe we should try a size six, huh? 533 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,522 Not on your life! 534 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:45,091 I wear a five-and-a-half. 535 00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:46,793 Oh, I remember, Mrs. Sitwell. 536 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:49,929 You know... 537 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,230 There must be something wrong with that shoe. 538 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,599 Wrong with it? 539 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,000 Maybe. 540 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,902 Let me see if I can't find you a larger five-and-a-half. 541 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,036 Be right back. 542 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:58,638 I'm in a bit of a hurry here. 543 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:01,641 I'll be back in a jiff, Mrs. Sitwell. 544 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,814 I was thinking about it all day. 545 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,849 Having a kid didn't sound so bad, 546 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:11,017 you know? 547 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,619 And someday, we're going to do it. 548 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,252 We're going to get married, have a-- 549 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,554 I didn't do it. 550 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:15,655 What? I didn't. 551 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:16,789 I tried about 10 different times. 552 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,190 First, I tried to be real, you know, 553 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,692 practical about it, 554 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:20,760 and then I tried to be casual about it, 555 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,029 and then I tried to pretend like I was in a hurry, 556 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,130 but just nothing worked. 557 00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,032 So now I'm here. So you didn't do it. 558 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:28,835 I know it makes sense to do it, but I just, I didn't feel like 559 00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,703 I thought I would feel about it, you know? 560 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,739 I mean, I know it's not a bad thing, 561 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:35,542 but when I think about you and me, I just want to have it. 562 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:37,143 What do you think? I mean, I can go back. 563 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,011 I can go back tomorrow-- 564 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:40,212 No way. We're going to have this kid, Darce. 565 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:41,614 You and me, a little Bobrucz 566 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:42,882 with red hair and your lips. 567 00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:43,983 We can have everything, right? 568 00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:45,585 I mean, how did Hemingway put it? 569 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:46,986 "You just have to grab for the gusto." 570 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,555 That was a beer commercial. 571 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:49,622 Well, he said it too. 572 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,790 I love you, Darcy. 573 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,191 You really think we can do it? 574 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,193 Of course we can do it. Our parents did it. 575 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:55,828 Everybody's parents did it. 576 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:57,964 We were going to do it anyway. So we'll just do it sooner. 577 00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,732 Right! 578 00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:01,834 What is this, the Sonny and Cher Show? 579 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,269 Mrs. Sitwell would like her other shoe back... 580 00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:06,172 So she can leave. 581 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,675 So, when do we tell our folks? 582 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,242 Do we have to tell them? 583 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:11,978 Probably. 584 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:14,080 Okay, soon. 585 00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:16,148 The sooner, the better. 586 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,751 * Deck the halls With boughs of holly * 587 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,853 * Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la * 588 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:23,189 *'Tis the season to be jolly 589 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,558 * Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la * 590 00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:27,594 Hey, what do you think of that, Donna? 591 00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:29,128 You'd better like that. 592 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:30,630 Like it? 593 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:32,732 I'm stunned. 594 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:34,967 Yeah, that's the Eiffel Tower. 595 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,202 You plug it in. 596 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,037 It lights up, 597 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:39,906 just like the real one. 598 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:43,843 Yeah, I know just where I'd like to put this. 599 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,613 Thank you for the belt, Mrs. Bobrucz. 600 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:47,880 Well, I saw that in the store, 601 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:49,081 I said to myself, 602 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:50,282 "Now who has a waist that little?" 603 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:51,317 Our Darcy. 604 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,822 Yeah, well, she gets that type of a figure 605 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:56,656 from her mother. 606 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:01,360 Now, Donna... 607 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,196 Merry Christmas. 608 00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:07,266 And now... 609 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,701 We're going to have a toast. 610 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:09,869 Thank you. 611 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,604 Dad, what about us? 612 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:13,305 Are you kidding? 613 00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:15,041 Sure, I always get my children loaded 614 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,743 on Christmas. 615 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:18,044 He's so funny. 616 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:20,212 There's yours. 617 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:21,914 There's yours. 618 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:23,115 Go out to the ice box. 619 00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:24,684 Get yourself some ginger ale. 620 00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:26,052 You know, it's great 621 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,754 that Stan and Darcy got us together like this 622 00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:29,388 because, today, 623 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,258 we're going to let bygones be bygones. 624 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:34,160 I think even Donna will go along with me 625 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:35,294 on this one. 626 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:36,395 There is nothing, 627 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,864 I mean, absolutely nothing, 628 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:39,031 like family. 629 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:41,267 Hmm? 630 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:44,937 Darcy 631 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:46,806 Merry Christmas. 632 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:49,709 Merry Christmas, Stan. 633 00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:51,143 Merry Christmas, Stan. 634 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:53,112 Okay. 635 00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:54,046 To family. 636 00:26:57,817 --> 00:27:00,052 After all, this was the day 637 00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:01,420 when Mary and Joseph 638 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,056 started their little family. 639 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:10,096 That's-- That's funny you should mention that, Dad. 640 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,297 Here-- here's the thing. 641 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:12,164 We're going to have one too. 642 00:27:12,198 --> 00:27:13,232 What? 643 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:14,300 A family. 644 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,735 Darcy and I. 645 00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:17,036 Oh, well, yeah. Good, great. 646 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,137 You know, God bless you. 647 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:19,038 Some day. 648 00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:23,142 I mean now. 649 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:27,814 What the hell are you talking about? 650 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:30,850 What Stan is trying to say, is, um... 651 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:33,652 We've decided to keep the baby. 652 00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:38,725 You lied. 653 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:40,192 No, I didn't lie! 654 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:41,293 When I came home from the clinic, 655 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:44,130 you asked me how it went, so I said it wasn't so bad. 656 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,965 But you didn't do anything. 657 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,835 Oh, yeah, that's why it wasn't so bad. 658 00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:50,336 We haven't worked out all the details yet. 659 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:51,403 Work out this detail. 660 00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:52,705 Your whole future's 661 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:55,007 going right in the toilet. 662 00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:56,008 We were going to do it anyway. 663 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:57,443 It's just that we're starting our future now. 664 00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:58,845 Future 665 00:27:58,878 --> 00:27:59,946 We got married young. 666 00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:01,047 Yeah, we got married young, 667 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,281 because we were kids! 668 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:03,883 MRS. BOBRUCZ: Maybe we could raise the baby 669 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,017 until the kids got out of school. 670 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:06,485 What are you, nuts? 671 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,087 We want to raise our own baby. 672 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,889 And we're going to get an apartment by ourselves, 673 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:11,724 and we're going to fix it up really nice. 674 00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,125 Uh-huh, and Stan won't go to Caltech. 675 00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:14,727 He'll spend the rest of his life 676 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:16,896 stuffing fat feet into little shoes. 677 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,731 It's not going to be like that, Dad. 678 00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:21,133 You're blowing the chance of a lifetime. 679 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,135 Darcy Elliot, this is an act of defiance. 680 00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:24,804 Mother, you don't understand, okay? 681 00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:26,438 We love each other. It's not what you think. 682 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,474 Young lady, you've got to learn how to keep your mouth shut 683 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:29,742 and your legs crossed. 684 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:31,911 You bastard! 685 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:34,313 Don't you ever talk to her like that again! 686 00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:36,148 You get out! You get out of my house! 687 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,850 I left! 688 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:39,752 You didn't throw me out. I left. 689 00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:41,888 And don't come back here looking for a handout! 690 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:43,189 Get away from me! 691 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,391 Darcy, I knew I should have forbid you to see him. 692 00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:47,193 Mother. Mother. Mother! It was a mistake coming here-- 693 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,195 And now what are we going to do about Paris? 694 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:50,496 Mother, shut up! Darcy, you come back here! 695 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:53,065 You are grounded! 696 00:28:53,099 --> 00:28:54,500 Hey, wait up. 697 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:55,802 And where do you think you're going? 698 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:56,903 With you. 699 00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:58,004 Where do you think I'm going? 700 00:28:58,037 --> 00:28:59,238 You'd better get back in there 701 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:00,206 before you get in more trouble. 702 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:01,373 I can't. 703 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,776 I just told my mother to shut up. 704 00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:06,245 You told your mother to shut up? 705 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:07,179 I did. I swear. 706 00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:08,280 Get in the car. 707 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,821 I wish I had a Polaroid of her face. 708 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:22,995 All right, with cash, both savings accounts... 709 00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:24,563 My Sweet 16 card from Aunt Renee... 710 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,133 Mm-hmm, and my Christmas Club. 711 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,235 Six gift certificates to McDonald's. 712 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,804 We got, mm... 713 00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:36,809 $927 and six Big Macs. 714 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:39,245 $927? 715 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,980 Mm-hmm. 716 00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:42,281 We're practically rich! 717 00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:45,918 Ohh! 718 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:46,585 What more on this entire planet 719 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,954 can we possibly need? 720 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,121 More money. 721 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:50,089 More money? 722 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,824 Mm-hmm. 723 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:10,409 No pets, no loud music. 724 00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:12,578 Any parties after 10:00, you're out. 725 00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:14,847 Rent's due first of the month. 726 00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:16,916 I don't get it, you're out. 727 00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:19,318 No drinking, no drugs. 728 00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:21,287 I catch you with drugs, you're out. 729 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,521 Any questions? 730 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:25,024 Yeah. What's that? 731 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:26,859 A Jacuzzi. 732 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:33,132 So, uh, what do you think? 733 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,501 It's different. 734 00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:38,004 It's big. 735 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:39,338 Big. 736 00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:41,874 All it needs is a little paint... 737 00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:47,046 A little imagination... 738 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:48,881 And a bed. 739 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,486 Come on, come on, grab the bottom and lift. 740 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,222 This thing's heavy. 741 00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:58,224 Look, you said this was going to take five minutes. 742 00:30:58,257 --> 00:31:00,226 We've been here a half an hour. We're almost there. 743 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:02,194 What do I got to do next? Actually, there is something. 744 00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:03,529 I want you to be my kid's godfather. 745 00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:05,164 Godfather? Yeah. 746 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,165 Oh, no. You just want me 747 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,499 to change the dirty diapers, huh? 748 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:09,235 Don't worry. As soon as that little sucker pops out, 749 00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:10,369 we housebreak him. 750 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:11,470 Oh, good. 751 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:13,139 Oh, great timing. 752 00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:17,509 Oh, no. 753 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,278 Off the truck with the bed. 754 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:20,412 Oof. 755 00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:21,513 What are you talking about? 756 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:22,982 Hi, Mr. Bobrucz. 757 00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:24,283 Hi, Chris How you doing 758 00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:25,918 All right, let's go! Let's go. 759 00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:27,086 It's my bed! 760 00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:28,387 Oh, oh, yeah, it's your bed, huh? 761 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,422 Is it your bed? Did you pay for it? 762 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:31,657 You wet this bed. 763 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:32,925 I wet on the bed that Lou got! 764 00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:34,526 I did not wet on this bed! 765 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,062 All right, you go ask Darcy's mother for a bed. 766 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:37,329 Ask her in French! 767 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:39,331 You want the bed? Give me this! 768 00:31:39,365 --> 00:31:41,934 Take the goddamn bed! I'll buy my own bed! With my own money! 769 00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:43,402 I'm a bastard, right? 770 00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:45,938 I love you, Dad. I love you. 771 00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:47,073 You're great, though. 772 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:49,075 I'm a bastard who's got his own house! 773 00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:50,376 When the hell did they stop putting handles 774 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,378 on these son of a bitches? 775 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,080 Ah! 776 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,161 Happy New Year! 777 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,231 Oh, no! Put me down! 778 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,399 Put me down! 779 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,401 Let me go back and get him! 780 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,302 Let's get us some coffee! 781 00:32:16,335 --> 00:32:17,603 Huh 782 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:18,971 Happy New Year, man. 783 00:32:19,005 --> 00:32:20,306 Oh, uh, I-- I'm covered. 784 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:23,475 Hey, Happy New Year anyway. 785 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:41,293 * ...Just one look at you 786 00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:44,596 * My heart grows tipsy In me * 787 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:50,569 * You and you alone Bring out * 788 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:53,339 * The gypsy in me 789 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:55,507 * I love all 790 00:32:55,541 --> 00:33:01,313 * The many charms About you * 791 00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:07,153 * Above all I want my arms about you * 792 00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:09,621 * Don't be a naughty-- 793 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:13,225 What's wrong? What's the matter? 794 00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:15,261 Nothing, nothing. 795 00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:17,263 It's just that I've never seen you, um... 796 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:18,397 Naked. 797 00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:19,698 Naked? 798 00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:21,400 Well, you know, I mean, we did it, 799 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:23,735 but I-- I just never actually looked at it. 800 00:33:23,769 --> 00:33:25,337 Come on, we did it six times. 801 00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:26,705 Five times. 802 00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:28,774 The car, the car, the garage, 803 00:33:28,807 --> 00:33:31,510 the tent, the basement. 804 00:33:31,543 --> 00:33:32,744 Does that count? 805 00:33:32,778 --> 00:33:34,213 Of course it counts. 806 00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:35,481 Okay, still, that's only five times. 807 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,549 The rain. 808 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:39,585 Oh, yeah. 809 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,122 But, still... 810 00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:46,158 I never actually checked it out. 811 00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:47,559 Oh, well, you don't have to look. 812 00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:50,096 No, I want to. 813 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,202 Well? 814 00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:57,603 It's cute. 815 00:33:57,636 --> 00:33:59,171 It's cute? 816 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:02,308 Smurfs are cute. 817 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:03,475 Okay, well, what? 818 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:05,811 I don't know. Not "cute." 819 00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:08,280 Magnificent, maybe. 820 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:10,082 Awesome? 821 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:11,583 I know it's a bit overused, 822 00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:14,553 but on this occasion, awesome wouldn't be bad. 823 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:17,389 I'd settle for big. 824 00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:19,258 Okay, okay, let me see it again. 825 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:22,461 Come on, come on. 826 00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:23,595 Oh, my God! 827 00:34:23,629 --> 00:34:24,663 My God! It's huge! 828 00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:25,731 It's monstrous! 829 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:26,665 It's a giant boa constrictor! 830 00:34:26,698 --> 00:34:28,734 Get that thing away from me! Get it away! 831 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:30,402 Put it away before it kills somebody! 832 00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:33,705 Want to get married? 833 00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:38,510 We don't have to. 834 00:34:38,544 --> 00:34:39,645 I know. 835 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,847 I want to. 836 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:45,517 Don't you? 837 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:52,324 What's the matter? 838 00:34:59,731 --> 00:35:02,634 Darcy Elliot, 839 00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:05,837 will you do me the honor 840 00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:08,740 of being my lawfully wedded wife? 841 00:35:57,556 --> 00:36:01,260 IN THICK ACCENT: Please give to Darcy the ring. 842 00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:03,429 The ring. 843 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,902 Please to say after me. 844 00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:15,607 I give you this ring as a sign of our faith, hope, and love. 845 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:19,911 WHISPERING: I give you this ring 846 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:21,713 as a sign of our faith, hope, and love. 847 00:36:21,747 --> 00:36:22,914 I give you this ring 848 00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:25,817 as a sign of our faith, hope, and love. 849 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,686 WHISPERING: Give me the ring. 850 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:28,520 Sorry. 851 00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:35,193 May it bind our hearts and lives. 852 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:42,434 Excuse me, sir? 853 00:36:42,468 --> 00:36:46,272 May it bind our heart and lives. 854 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,277 May it bind our heart and lives. 855 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,312 Oh, that's nice. 856 00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:54,713 Say it. 857 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:55,847 May it bind 858 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,616 our hearts and lives. 859 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,389 What's the matter? 860 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:05,657 My ring's bent. 861 00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:17,869 I'm sorry. 862 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:19,738 I'll get you another one as soon as I can. 863 00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:21,273 Really? 864 00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:22,674 I promise. 865 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,543 Okay. 866 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,312 Are we married yet? 867 00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:30,749 Excuse me, sir. 868 00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:32,918 Are we married yet? 869 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:34,586 Married? 870 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:36,655 Yes, married. 871 00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:43,389 Hey, Slim. 872 00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:46,658 How's the alien? 873 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,665 You scared? 874 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:55,801 A little. 875 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:56,968 Are you lying? 876 00:39:00,706 --> 00:39:02,508 A little. 877 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:09,448 You know, I had this doll once, a long time ago. 878 00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:12,518 Her name was Wendy Wets and she peed. 879 00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:14,152 She peed? No. 880 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,021 She did. No, she did. 881 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:17,122 She had these little diapers and everything, 882 00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:19,625 and I had this other doll. 883 00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:22,394 Her name was Tiny Tears, and she cried. 884 00:39:22,428 --> 00:39:26,064 It was real tears. 885 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:28,667 And then there was Chatty Cathy, 886 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,168 and you pulled a little string on her back, 887 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:34,606 and she started to talk. 888 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,743 But the thing is, is, um, 889 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:40,546 I never had one that did everything all at once. 890 00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:42,380 You know? 891 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,506 I felt it. 892 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:10,175 It moved. 893 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:12,878 Inside you. 894 00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:19,951 It's you. 895 00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:23,489 It's you inside me. 896 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:30,796 Let's see now, young fellow. 897 00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:32,898 Do you have any shoe store experience? 898 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,232 Oh, yes, sir. 899 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,602 Uh, five summers and a lot of weekends. 900 00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:38,103 Oh. 901 00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:40,872 Well, I'm always looking for experienced help. 902 00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:42,841 What's your angle on selling shoes? 903 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,009 Treat the lady like a queen. 904 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,110 Don't pull anybody's chain. 905 00:40:45,143 --> 00:40:46,211 Keep the horsing around 906 00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:49,748 where it belongs, out of the store. 907 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:52,083 Bobrucz. 908 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,785 Are you Vic Bobrucz's-- 909 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:55,487 Yes, sir. 910 00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,258 Well, why do you want to work for me? 911 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:04,129 My dad sort of fired me, sir. 912 00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:10,468 You start Friday. 913 00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:14,039 Uh, thanks. 914 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:15,541 Thanks a lot, Mr. Kolby. 915 00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:16,808 You're welcome. 916 00:41:16,842 --> 00:41:18,243 Hey, Bobrucz. 917 00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:21,813 Your old man is really going to be pissed. Whoo! 918 00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,849 Yeah, I know. 919 00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:26,985 Yeah, I know too. 920 00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:31,256 Look, Darcy, we have always been straight with each other. 921 00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:33,091 I just think leaving now 922 00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:34,259 and starting night school's 923 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:36,161 the best idea for you, for everyone. 924 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,997 Oh, damn. I got to run. 925 00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:40,298 Well, just wait a second, okay? 926 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:41,432 You don't understand. 927 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:43,669 After I have the baby, I still want to go to college. 928 00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:45,070 I want to be a journalist. How can-- 929 00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:46,672 Good. Do it all. 930 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:48,173 Night school's not going to stop you. 931 00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:50,175 Let's pick this up in the morning, huh? 932 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,677 Be here at 8:00. 933 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:56,214 Miss Giles? 934 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:57,082 Miss Giles, I don't think 935 00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:58,750 you have any right 936 00:41:58,784 --> 00:41:59,718 advising someone to quit school. 937 00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:01,853 I think it's unethical and unconstitutional. 938 00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:03,589 Look, can we do this tomorrow? 939 00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:05,724 Oh, God forbid the school should be embarrassed 940 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:06,825 by letting a pregnant girl walk around. 941 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:08,960 I don't give a damn if the school gets embarrassed. 942 00:42:08,994 --> 00:42:10,161 Look, I could get fired for this. 943 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:11,262 The school is not asking you 944 00:42:11,296 --> 00:42:12,163 to drop out, Darcy. 945 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:13,231 I am. 946 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:14,700 You are? 947 00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:16,134 Yes. This is a small town. 948 00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:18,136 You are editor of the school paper. 949 00:42:18,169 --> 00:42:19,571 You are popular. 950 00:42:19,605 --> 00:42:21,740 I see girls every day who want to be like you. 951 00:42:21,773 --> 00:42:23,575 I've seen it happen, Darcy. 952 00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:25,711 Pregnancy is contagious, like suicide. 953 00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:26,812 Oh, give me a break. 954 00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:28,780 I'm only having a baby. 955 00:42:28,814 --> 00:42:30,716 How many teenage girls in this country 956 00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:32,317 do you think get pregnant every week? 957 00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:33,585 20,000. 958 00:42:33,619 --> 00:42:34,753 Oh, so I'm supposed to feel guilty? 959 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:35,821 It's all my fault 960 00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:37,255 if 20,000 girls go get knocked up? 961 00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:39,791 Nobody's asking you to save the world, Darcy, 962 00:42:39,825 --> 00:42:41,159 just to do the responsible thing. 963 00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:43,194 Think about it. 964 00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:49,935 Well, after she explained it to me, 965 00:42:49,968 --> 00:42:52,738 I thought about it and I figure it's not going to be so bad. 966 00:42:52,771 --> 00:42:54,740 They cannot make you quit school. We could sue them. 967 00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:55,741 They're not making me do anything. 968 00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:56,942 I don't care. It still sucks. 969 00:42:56,975 --> 00:42:58,343 It was getting weird around there anyway. 970 00:42:58,376 --> 00:43:00,078 I'm just going to go to night school. 971 00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:01,613 To night school? What do you mean, night school? 972 00:43:01,647 --> 00:43:02,848 Yeah, I'm going to go to night school, 973 00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:04,650 and I'm going to get a job too. 974 00:43:04,683 --> 00:43:06,852 Oh, no, my wife is not going to take a job. 975 00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:09,621 Great, Stan, you sound just like Fred Flintstone. 976 00:43:38,717 --> 00:43:42,954 Hi. I'm Darcy Elliot. I mean Bobrucz, Darcy Bobrucz. 977 00:43:42,988 --> 00:43:44,155 I think Miss Giles-- 978 00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:45,791 Oh, yes, I was expecting you. 979 00:43:45,824 --> 00:43:47,125 Uh, class, we have a new student. 980 00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:48,259 Say hello to Darcy. 981 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,795 Hi, Darcy. 982 00:43:49,828 --> 00:43:50,996 Hi, Darcy. 983 00:43:51,029 --> 00:43:52,130 Hi, Darcy. 984 00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:53,264 Another one. 985 00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:54,399 Uh, Darcy, would you like 986 00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:55,901 to come here and sit with us? 987 00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:02,808 Hi. 988 00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:03,709 Hi. 989 00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:09,114 How far along are you? 990 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,415 Hmm? 991 00:44:10,448 --> 00:44:11,817 How far along are you? 992 00:44:11,850 --> 00:44:13,184 Oh, halfway through senior year. 993 00:44:13,218 --> 00:44:15,721 No, we mean the little stranger. 994 00:44:15,754 --> 00:44:18,023 Oh. Six months. 995 00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:19,758 Okay, class, time's up. 996 00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:21,326 Papers to the front. 997 00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:28,333 I don't know. 998 00:44:28,366 --> 00:44:30,969 No, I think I need something bigger. 999 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:33,038 You know, size is very important to me. 1000 00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:34,740 Come on, Michaela. 1001 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:42,180 So how's married life? 1002 00:44:42,213 --> 00:44:44,115 Good. Good. 1003 00:44:44,149 --> 00:44:46,952 It-- It's good. 1004 00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:49,087 Are you busy later? 1005 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:53,091 My parents are sort of out of town. 1006 00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:55,360 You're not making me look good, Michaela. 1007 00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:56,862 My boss is watching 1008 00:44:56,895 --> 00:45:02,267 and we're closing in five minutes. 1009 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:04,335 Well... 1010 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:05,370 Maybe next time, Stan. 1011 00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:09,140 I'm sorry. 1012 00:45:09,174 --> 00:45:10,241 What happened? 1013 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:14,245 She's sort of, uh, a problem. 1014 00:45:14,279 --> 00:45:16,514 Now she's a problem. 1015 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:18,884 A minute ago, she was a customer. 1016 00:45:32,931 --> 00:45:35,901 Oh, lookit. Your friend's here. 1017 00:45:35,934 --> 00:45:37,168 Hey, Darce. 1018 00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:40,205 Is that what you're wearing to the prom? 1019 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,272 Oh, my God. 1020 00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:43,308 Michaela, you're really so mean. 1021 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:44,810 I'm just kidding. 1022 00:45:54,352 --> 00:45:55,453 Darce? 1023 00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:57,122 I'm in the Jacuzzi. 1024 00:45:57,155 --> 00:45:59,257 Oh, there's a letter for you on the table 1025 00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:00,258 from Caltech. 1026 00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:23,248 "Congratulations. 1027 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:24,582 "You have been awarded a full scholarship 1028 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:25,951 "in architecture. 1029 00:46:25,984 --> 00:46:27,185 "Your scholarship covers 1030 00:46:27,218 --> 00:46:29,020 "both tuition and dormitory costs. 1031 00:46:29,054 --> 00:46:30,521 "You will be required to perform 30 hours a week 1032 00:46:30,555 --> 00:46:32,323 "of work-study. 1033 00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:33,959 "In response to your recent inquiry, 1034 00:46:33,992 --> 00:46:37,262 Caltech does not provide freshman married housing." 1035 00:46:43,001 --> 00:46:45,837 What'd it say? 1036 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:56,381 What are you doing? 1037 00:46:56,414 --> 00:46:58,516 I didn't want the goddamn thing anyhow. 1038 00:46:58,549 --> 00:47:00,085 You mean you didn't get it? 1039 00:47:00,118 --> 00:47:01,486 I didn't want it. 1040 00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:03,621 Oh, but still, you would have felt better 1041 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,456 if you had turned them down, huh? 1042 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:08,359 No, I wouldn't. 1043 00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:11,897 You're the world's worst liar. 1044 00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:15,333 I'm sorry. 1045 00:47:36,554 --> 00:47:38,389 Darcy. 1046 00:47:38,423 --> 00:47:40,358 I want to talk to you in my office now! 1047 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:56,307 Wilma... Yoo-hoo, I'm home. 1048 00:47:56,341 --> 00:47:59,110 It's me, Fred. Fred Flintstone. 1049 00:47:59,144 --> 00:48:01,679 Your Bedrock lover. 1050 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:03,481 Yabba-dabba-doo. 1051 00:48:15,193 --> 00:48:17,228 You don't like it. 1052 00:48:17,262 --> 00:48:18,496 Yeah, I like it. 1053 00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:19,965 It's... 1054 00:48:19,998 --> 00:48:23,068 I'm just not used to it yet. 1055 00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:24,669 I tried on my dress today, 1056 00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:26,471 for the prom. 1057 00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:29,007 I look like a Thanksgiving Day float, 1058 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,241 and I also itch everywhere, 1059 00:48:30,275 --> 00:48:31,542 my ankles are fat, 1060 00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:32,944 there's something hanging out of my butt, 1061 00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:34,345 the article's not going well, 1062 00:48:34,379 --> 00:48:36,581 and now I have to get a haircut. 1063 00:48:36,614 --> 00:48:38,683 There's something hanging out of your what? 1064 00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:40,185 When you're pregnant, 1065 00:48:40,218 --> 00:48:43,388 sometimes you get hemorrhoids, okay? 1066 00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:44,990 Bummer. 1067 00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:49,560 Oh, I got fired. 1068 00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:52,030 You were going to quit anyway. 1069 00:48:52,063 --> 00:48:53,131 You know, 1070 00:48:53,164 --> 00:48:54,699 I hate to say this, 1071 00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:55,967 but there's something else wrong. 1072 00:48:56,001 --> 00:48:57,035 What? 1073 00:48:57,068 --> 00:48:58,103 Your foot. 1074 00:48:58,136 --> 00:48:59,304 What? 1075 00:48:59,337 --> 00:49:00,438 Yeah, there's some-- there-- 1076 00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:01,406 It's just missing something. 1077 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:03,541 What's wrong with my feet? 1078 00:49:03,574 --> 00:49:05,376 For ze prom. 1079 00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:10,315 No, Stan, I can't go to the prom. 1080 00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:12,317 They'll have to rent a bigger gymnasium. 1081 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:14,452 You know, my cherie, Àif ze shoe fits, 1082 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:16,121 you must leave everything behind, 1083 00:49:16,154 --> 00:49:17,388 move to the castle 1084 00:49:17,422 --> 00:49:19,991 avec moi... 1085 00:49:20,025 --> 00:49:23,561 and live happily ever after. 1086 00:49:23,594 --> 00:49:25,396 It fits. 1087 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:30,301 So what do you think? 1088 00:49:30,335 --> 00:49:31,736 I don't know. 1089 00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:33,271 I can't see them. 1090 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,173 I can. 1091 00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:36,241 And? 1092 00:49:36,274 --> 00:49:37,508 It's perfect... 1093 00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:40,445 just like you. 1094 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:43,181 You got to hurry. It's fantastic. 1095 00:49:43,214 --> 00:49:44,415 You've got to see it. 1096 00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:46,084 It's a whole new approach to safe sex. 1097 00:49:46,117 --> 00:49:48,453 I left it in the trunk. It's a stuffed animal. 1098 00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:50,288 It's not a stuffed animal. You're going to love it. 1099 00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:52,157 Hey, Darce. How are you doing? Hi. 1100 00:49:52,190 --> 00:49:54,092 Bobrucz, remember, the tux turns into a pumpkin at midnight, huh? 1101 00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,294 I owe you one, buddy. All right. Come on. 1102 00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:58,196 I can do this, right? I mean, I can just-- 1103 00:49:58,229 --> 00:50:01,032 You look beautiful, and sexy too. 1104 00:50:01,066 --> 00:50:03,201 Darcy, your hair looks great. 1105 00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:04,269 Oh, thanks. 1106 00:50:04,302 --> 00:50:05,770 You look so French. 1107 00:50:05,803 --> 00:50:08,073 Stan, it took me 10 minutes 1108 00:50:08,106 --> 00:50:09,474 to get out of the car. 1109 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,509 How am I going to make it on the dance floor? 1110 00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:12,710 Simple. I rented a forklift. 1111 00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:15,280 Okay, now, if you two 1112 00:50:15,313 --> 00:50:16,714 will just stand on the white tape. 1113 00:50:19,717 --> 00:50:22,453 Good, good. 1114 00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:24,122 Okay, kids, look at the camera. 1115 00:50:24,155 --> 00:50:25,823 We want to look at each other. 1116 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:29,794 I do this a hundred times a night, honey. 1117 00:50:29,827 --> 00:50:31,629 Come on, over here. 1118 00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:33,331 Come on, look at the camera. 1119 00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:34,632 Take the picture, please. 1120 00:50:34,665 --> 00:50:35,733 You're looking pretty foxy 1121 00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:36,601 in that tux, boy. 1122 00:50:38,503 --> 00:50:39,604 Darcy, hi. 1123 00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:41,572 I haven't seen you in so long. 1124 00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:44,642 Oh, my God... 1125 00:50:44,675 --> 00:50:47,112 You are huge. 1126 00:50:47,145 --> 00:50:50,481 Honey, you are lighter than air. 1127 00:50:50,515 --> 00:50:52,150 Oh, yeah, so's a blimp. 1128 00:50:52,183 --> 00:50:53,851 A blimp can't dance. 1129 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,786 You know, I think this 1130 00:50:55,820 --> 00:50:58,423 is the best senior prom that we've ever been to. 1131 00:50:58,456 --> 00:51:00,658 It's the only senior prom we've ever been to. 1132 00:51:00,691 --> 00:51:02,160 I know. 1133 00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:03,828 That's why it's the best. 1134 00:51:03,861 --> 00:51:06,231 I sure hope Junior has your eyes. 1135 00:51:06,264 --> 00:51:07,598 Oh, wait a minute now. 1136 00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:08,766 What? 1137 00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:11,136 Who says this is going to be a junior? 1138 00:51:11,169 --> 00:51:12,303 All right. 1139 00:51:12,337 --> 00:51:14,305 What's the female word for junior? 1140 00:51:14,339 --> 00:51:16,507 Um, well, they say... 1141 00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:18,576 It's... 1142 00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:20,611 I don't know. 1143 00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:22,480 I guess they haven't invented a word yet. 1144 00:51:22,513 --> 00:51:23,548 We should invent one. 1145 00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:24,815 No, we got to invent a name. 1146 00:51:24,849 --> 00:51:26,117 Oh, you're right. 1147 00:51:26,151 --> 00:51:27,118 What were we on last night? 1148 00:51:27,152 --> 00:51:28,453 S's. S's? 1149 00:51:28,486 --> 00:51:29,554 Yeah. 1150 00:51:29,587 --> 00:51:30,755 Sara. 1151 00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:32,423 Stewart. 1152 00:51:32,457 --> 00:51:33,324 Nah. 1153 00:51:33,358 --> 00:51:34,525 No? 1154 00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:36,261 Stephanie. 1155 00:51:36,294 --> 00:51:37,395 S... 1156 00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:38,663 Sting. 1157 00:51:38,696 --> 00:51:39,764 Oh, yeah. 1158 00:51:39,797 --> 00:51:40,631 Sting. Definitely. 1159 00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:42,233 Sting Bobrucz. 1160 00:51:42,267 --> 00:51:43,534 Sting Bobrucz, that's beautiful. 1161 00:51:44,769 --> 00:51:46,371 What's happening? 1162 00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:48,373 I think the baby wants to cut in here. 1163 00:51:48,406 --> 00:51:49,640 My water broke. 1164 00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:50,775 Okay. 1165 00:51:50,808 --> 00:51:52,477 We're-- we're fine. 1166 00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:54,545 We're going to do it just like the book said, okay? 1167 00:51:54,579 --> 00:51:56,581 We prepared for this. Nice and easy, right? 1168 00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:57,648 Okay. 1169 00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:58,749 Okay. 1170 00:51:58,783 --> 00:51:59,850 All right? 1171 00:51:59,884 --> 00:52:01,886 Okay. 1172 00:52:01,919 --> 00:52:03,621 Come on, honey. Don't stop. 1173 00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:05,590 Can I have a pain killer? Please? 1174 00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:07,325 It'll hurt the baby right now. 1175 00:52:07,358 --> 00:52:09,194 You're doing fine. You're doing fine without it. 1176 00:52:09,227 --> 00:52:10,161 But I can't take it! 1177 00:52:10,195 --> 00:52:11,329 It's okay. It'll be over soon. 1178 00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:14,265 I can't take it! 1179 00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:15,733 Come on, do the pattern breathing. 1180 00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:18,803 NURSE: You're doing great. You're doing great, Darcy. 1181 00:52:18,836 --> 00:52:20,505 That's good. 1182 00:52:20,538 --> 00:52:21,839 Do the pattern breathing, come on. 1183 00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:23,441 Screw the pattern breathing! 1184 00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:25,943 I want a pain killer! 1185 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:28,579 Come on. 1186 00:52:28,613 --> 00:52:29,947 Okay now, push down. 1187 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:30,915 Push down. That's it. 1188 00:52:30,948 --> 00:52:32,217 A little harder. Push. 1189 00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:33,618 Little harder. 1190 00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:34,619 Push against my fingers, now. 1191 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:35,520 Push against my fingers. 1192 00:52:35,553 --> 00:52:36,787 Real hard, now. Real hard. 1193 00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:38,389 Real hard. That's it. That's the way... 1194 00:52:38,423 --> 00:52:39,924 It's ripping! Ow! It's burning! 1195 00:52:39,957 --> 00:52:40,925 Keep it coming. Keep it coming. 1196 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:42,327 Keep pushing. 1197 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,728 That's it. That's it. 1198 00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:45,296 All right. Good! You got it. Push harder. 1199 00:52:45,330 --> 00:52:46,697 Come on, you can do it. I can't! 1200 00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:47,865 Push, push, push. 1201 00:52:47,898 --> 00:52:50,568 Now take a deep breath. Real quick breath. 1202 00:52:50,601 --> 00:52:51,802 That was a good push. That was great. 1203 00:52:51,836 --> 00:52:53,504 Baby's coming out. 1204 00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:54,705 Real quick breath. 1205 00:52:54,739 --> 00:52:56,274 This is close, guys. Push. 1206 00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:56,974 Real quick breath. We're getting close. 1207 00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:58,476 Push, push, push, push. 1208 00:52:58,509 --> 00:52:59,444 Okay, baby's head is out now. 1209 00:52:59,477 --> 00:53:00,745 Don't push. 1210 00:53:00,778 --> 00:53:01,812 Take a nice slow breath. 1211 00:53:01,846 --> 00:53:03,481 Good, Darcy. Oh, my God! Look at it! 1212 00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:04,849 Just breathe, okay? 1213 00:53:04,882 --> 00:53:06,551 It's a girl! 1214 00:53:06,584 --> 00:53:07,885 There she is. 1215 00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:11,322 Take a look at her. She looks great! 1216 00:53:11,356 --> 00:53:12,390 She's beautiful. That was terrific. 1217 00:53:12,423 --> 00:53:13,524 You're a brave girl. 1218 00:53:13,558 --> 00:53:15,226 Perfect. 1219 00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:17,862 Stan, would you like to cut the cord? 1220 00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:21,499 Isn't there someone a little more qualified? 1221 00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:23,834 Darcy, would you like to hold your daughter? 1222 00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:29,206 She's nice. 1223 00:53:30,775 --> 00:53:32,943 I want my mother. 1224 00:53:32,977 --> 00:53:35,280 Stan, would you get my mother? 1225 00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:36,747 Yeah. 1226 00:53:36,781 --> 00:53:38,949 DOCTOR: Let me suction her out a little bit more. 1227 00:53:38,983 --> 00:53:41,552 Doctor Dessick, Doctor David Dessick, line two. 1228 00:53:41,586 --> 00:53:43,254 Down right here, to the right. 1229 00:53:43,288 --> 00:53:44,755 If you could just speak to her calmly, 1230 00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:45,990 with sensitivity, she-- 1231 00:53:46,023 --> 00:53:48,459 Mrs. Elliot, I've been an adoption liaison 1232 00:53:48,493 --> 00:53:49,660 for 10 years. 1233 00:53:49,694 --> 00:53:51,462 If she decides to give up her child, 1234 00:53:51,496 --> 00:53:53,264 she still has six months to change her mind. 1235 00:53:53,298 --> 00:53:54,665 No, no, she'll be in Paris by then, 1236 00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:55,900 and after that, college. 1237 00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:58,469 Um, excuse me. 1238 00:53:58,503 --> 00:53:59,770 I'm Mrs. Elliot, Darcy's mother. 1239 00:53:59,804 --> 00:54:01,339 Elliot? 1240 00:54:01,372 --> 00:54:02,973 Bobrucz. Darcy Bobrucz. 1241 00:54:03,007 --> 00:54:03,874 Oh, sure. Around the corner. 1242 00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:05,943 Three-C. Thank you. 1243 00:54:05,976 --> 00:54:07,378 And has Darcy seen her baby yet? 1244 00:54:07,412 --> 00:54:09,046 Has she seen her baby yet? 1245 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,915 Well, I should say so. 1246 00:54:10,948 --> 00:54:14,018 Say hi to Grandma. 1247 00:54:16,321 --> 00:54:19,624 Oh, my God. We lose a lot of them this way. 1248 00:54:19,657 --> 00:54:21,459 Bye-bye. 1249 00:54:24,329 --> 00:54:26,297 Hello... 1250 00:54:26,331 --> 00:54:28,333 My God... 1251 00:54:32,637 --> 00:54:37,041 Dr. Latano, Dr. Jack Latano to Emergency. 1252 00:54:50,688 --> 00:54:52,323 Hi. 1253 00:54:52,357 --> 00:54:54,492 Hi. 1254 00:54:54,525 --> 00:54:56,827 How's my girl? 1255 00:54:58,529 --> 00:55:01,966 I saw her. 1256 00:55:01,999 --> 00:55:04,802 She's beautiful. 1257 00:55:07,472 --> 00:55:09,807 You cut your hair, huh? 1258 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,810 Uh-huh. 1259 00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:15,346 Yeah, I like it. 1260 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,517 You know, I don't know why 1261 00:55:19,550 --> 00:55:22,019 I didn't think of this before. 1262 00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:25,490 We can all go to Paris. 1263 00:55:25,523 --> 00:55:26,991 Oh, you know, the Europeans 1264 00:55:27,024 --> 00:55:29,394 are so fabulous with babies. 1265 00:55:29,427 --> 00:55:30,628 They take them out to restaurants 1266 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:32,863 11:00 at night, they give them wine when they're a day old. 1267 00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:34,732 Mom? 1268 00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:37,602 We'll stay in some quaint little hotel, 1269 00:55:37,635 --> 00:55:38,903 and we'll order up room service, 1270 00:55:38,936 --> 00:55:39,804 and we'll talk-- 1271 00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:41,406 Mom. 1272 00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:43,508 Just forget the trip, okay? 1273 00:55:43,541 --> 00:55:45,676 Just-- Stan has to work. 1274 00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:47,878 No, I'm not talking about Stan. 1275 00:55:47,912 --> 00:55:49,880 Just you and me and the baby. 1276 00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:51,549 It'll be three generations of Elliots. 1277 00:55:51,582 --> 00:55:53,017 Mom, Stan's my husband. 1278 00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:55,586 I'm married. Well, what-- 1279 00:55:55,620 --> 00:55:59,390 God, why can't you just be my mother? 1280 00:55:59,424 --> 00:56:01,692 Why can't you just crawl in bed with me right now 1281 00:56:01,726 --> 00:56:03,394 and put your arms around me? 1282 00:56:03,428 --> 00:56:06,564 Just what is it you want? 1283 00:56:06,597 --> 00:56:09,033 Just don't be my friend, okay? 1284 00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:11,135 But I am your friend. 1285 00:56:11,168 --> 00:56:13,003 No, I don't want that. 1286 00:56:13,037 --> 00:56:15,406 I... I can't. 1287 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,741 It comes with all these strings. 1288 00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,043 When you're a mother, you just love somebody. 1289 00:56:19,076 --> 00:56:20,545 That's it. 1290 00:56:20,578 --> 00:56:22,079 Why can't I be your friend? 1291 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:23,548 Just get out. 1292 00:56:23,581 --> 00:56:24,949 Darcy... 1293 00:56:24,982 --> 00:56:26,551 Just get out. 1294 00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:28,886 Leave me alone. 1295 00:56:30,588 --> 00:56:32,389 Okay. 1296 00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:38,395 I don't want to be your friend. 1297 00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:04,755 Shh. 1298 00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:06,090 Excuse me. 1299 00:57:06,123 --> 00:57:07,057 We only had one baby. 1300 00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:08,593 Oh, I know. 1301 00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:09,994 It does add up. 1302 00:57:10,027 --> 00:57:11,829 Here you are. 1303 00:57:11,862 --> 00:57:14,064 $750? 1304 00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:16,033 Mm-hmm. 1305 00:57:16,066 --> 00:57:17,735 We're on a payment plan. 1306 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:20,037 Those are extras. 1307 00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:22,139 Extras? 1308 00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:24,141 Oh, wait, there's more. 1309 00:57:24,174 --> 00:57:25,610 Let me have that back. 1310 00:57:32,817 --> 00:57:35,853 You sure you don't want to hold her? 1311 00:57:35,886 --> 00:57:38,122 How could you name a baby Theadocia? 1312 00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:39,690 I mean, we kicked around names 1313 00:57:39,724 --> 00:57:41,225 like Jennifer and Leslie and Elizabeth. 1314 00:57:41,258 --> 00:57:42,627 I named her after my grandmother, okay? 1315 00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:44,629 I know, but Theadocia? 1316 00:57:44,662 --> 00:57:46,130 It sounds like a Greek fishing boat 1317 00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:48,265 or a crater on the moon or something. 1318 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:49,867 We needed a name for the birth certificate. 1319 00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:51,235 I asked you what you wanted. 1320 00:57:51,268 --> 00:57:53,203 Look, call her anything you want. 1321 00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:55,039 Mr. Richard Lewis... 1322 00:57:55,072 --> 00:57:56,240 Just call her something, for Christ's sake. 1323 00:57:56,273 --> 00:57:59,143 Uh, Mr. Bobrucz? 1324 00:57:59,176 --> 00:58:00,645 ...To emergency ward. 1325 00:58:00,678 --> 00:58:01,879 Sure you don't want to hold her? 1326 00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:07,885 Extra extras. 1327 00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:10,955 This is Jeopardy! 1328 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,123 Now entering the studio, today's contestants... 1329 00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:13,958 A plumber from Antlers, Oklahoma, 1330 00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:16,961 let's welcome Johnny Lee Bartlett! 1331 00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:19,063 Is she breast feeding? 1332 00:58:19,096 --> 00:58:21,666 She doesn't even want to hold the baby. 1333 00:58:21,699 --> 00:58:23,300 The doctor says it's just a phase. 1334 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:24,902 Her age, all the changes. 1335 00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:26,103 Hey, don't worry. 1336 00:58:26,136 --> 00:58:27,805 The natural tendency to mother will kick in. 1337 00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:29,607 I mean, it's a genetic animal instinct. 1338 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,676 Like what? You mean, like "Wild Kingdom?" 1339 00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:32,877 Mm, sort of. 1340 00:58:32,910 --> 00:58:34,612 I don't know, man. 1341 00:58:34,645 --> 00:58:37,114 Maybe she didn't get enough oxygen to her brain 1342 00:58:37,147 --> 00:58:38,248 during the delivery. 1343 00:58:38,282 --> 00:58:39,884 Maybe she wanted a boy. 1344 00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:41,018 Because, you know, in China... 1345 00:58:41,051 --> 00:58:42,086 Oh, shh. 1346 00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:43,988 They only allow one kid per family, 1347 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:46,557 so sometimes, if they have a girl first, 1348 00:58:46,591 --> 00:58:47,692 they'll kill it. 1349 00:58:47,725 --> 00:58:49,059 Retro! It's true! 1350 00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:50,661 What, do you want me to lie? 1351 00:58:50,695 --> 00:58:53,097 Stan, this is a complex manifestation of jealousy. 1352 00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:54,264 You're paying too much attention 1353 00:58:54,298 --> 00:58:55,566 to the other woman. 1354 00:58:57,367 --> 00:59:00,738 I didn't know you could pay too much attention to a baby. 1355 00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:05,643 Oh! Is that my niece? 1356 00:59:05,676 --> 00:59:06,844 Say hi to your Aunt Mary. 1357 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:09,213 Oh. Hi, honey. How are you? 1358 00:59:09,246 --> 00:59:11,649 Oh, let me have that baby. 1359 00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:13,751 Oh, don't be upset. 1360 00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:16,821 Look at those teeny-weeny feet. 1361 00:59:16,854 --> 00:59:19,156 Look at those teeny-weeny feet! 1362 00:59:19,189 --> 00:59:20,691 Look at those ears! 1363 00:59:20,725 --> 00:59:21,892 Does Dad know you're here? 1364 00:59:21,926 --> 00:59:22,993 Are you kidding? 1365 00:59:23,027 --> 00:59:24,061 Where's Darcy? 1366 00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:25,129 She's in the bedroom. 1367 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:26,030 Isn't she beautiful? 1368 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:28,232 Oh. Oh... 1369 00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:31,702 First clue in this match 1370 00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:33,070 is the most famous son of the... 1371 00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:36,073 Hmm. Postpartum depression. 1372 00:59:50,855 --> 00:59:53,257 How did Stan and Darcy get the name? 1373 00:59:53,290 --> 00:59:54,725 What? 1374 00:59:54,759 --> 00:59:55,993 Did Stan and Darcy 1375 00:59:56,026 --> 00:59:58,162 name the baby after Grandma? 1376 00:59:58,195 --> 01:00:00,030 Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. 1377 01:00:00,064 --> 01:00:02,232 How did Grandma get her name? 1378 01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:06,136 Oh, well, from her mother, of course. 1379 01:00:06,170 --> 01:00:07,772 My grandma, Theadocia. 1380 01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:08,906 Oh. 1381 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:10,107 Grandma was nice. 1382 01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:12,009 I wish she wasn't in heaven. 1383 01:00:12,042 --> 01:00:14,411 Yeah, me too, Mare. 1384 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:17,014 Was your grandmother nice? 1385 01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:18,415 Oh, nice? 1386 01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:21,151 Hey, my grandmother was the best. 1387 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:23,821 Gee, I remember one time, 1388 01:00:23,854 --> 01:00:25,956 I was just about your age... 1389 01:00:25,990 --> 01:00:28,058 I broke a window at school 1390 01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:29,293 and my mother was away somewhere, 1391 01:00:29,326 --> 01:00:30,828 I don't know where. 1392 01:00:30,861 --> 01:00:32,196 Anyway, the principal called my grandmother 1393 01:00:32,229 --> 01:00:33,864 down to his office. 1394 01:00:33,898 --> 01:00:34,932 Did you get in trouble? 1395 01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:36,333 Whoa! 1396 01:00:36,366 --> 01:00:37,835 See, that's the thing of it. 1397 01:00:37,868 --> 01:00:39,837 The thing was, 1398 01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:42,973 not only did my grandmother pay for the window, 1399 01:00:43,007 --> 01:00:45,743 she didn't tell my father. 1400 01:00:45,776 --> 01:00:47,377 because if she had told my father, 1401 01:00:47,411 --> 01:00:49,814 I still wouldn't be able to sit down right, 1402 01:00:49,847 --> 01:00:51,015 you know what I mean? 1403 01:00:51,048 --> 01:00:52,149 Yeah. 1404 01:00:52,182 --> 01:00:54,251 See, that's the thing of it, Mare. 1405 01:00:54,284 --> 01:00:56,053 Grandparents, they love you so much, 1406 01:00:56,086 --> 01:00:58,155 that even when you do something wrong, you know, 1407 01:00:58,188 --> 01:01:00,858 they don't even see the wrong in it. 1408 01:01:00,891 --> 01:01:02,059 Dad. 1409 01:01:02,092 --> 01:01:03,327 Yeah? 1410 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,329 Are you a grandparent? 1411 01:01:10,267 --> 01:01:11,736 Here, wear this 1412 01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:14,104 if you're going to be out in the sun. 1413 01:01:14,138 --> 01:01:16,140 Back with a third straight week, 1414 01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:17,908 our returning champion, a plumber 1415 01:01:17,942 --> 01:01:20,911 from Antlers, Oklahoma, Johnny Lee Bartlett. 1416 01:01:20,945 --> 01:01:22,146 Whoo! 1417 01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:24,114 Honey, baby, that stinks. 1418 01:01:24,148 --> 01:01:25,282 Whoo! 1419 01:01:25,315 --> 01:01:26,884 Oh, oh, my God, 1420 01:01:26,917 --> 01:01:29,086 we're talking Guinness Book here. 1421 01:01:29,119 --> 01:01:30,487 Whoo! 1422 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:31,956 We're bronzing this one. 1423 01:01:31,989 --> 01:01:34,124 We are going to have to call the fire department 1424 01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:35,492 and hose this girl down. 1425 01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:37,261 Oh, you know, Mommy's not feeling well today. 1426 01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:39,797 You're going to have to tell her some of our funny stories 1427 01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:40,798 and make her laugh, okay? 1428 01:01:40,831 --> 01:01:43,801 How did that feel? 1429 01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:46,003 Mm... My princess. 1430 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:46,837 Oh... 1431 01:01:49,239 --> 01:01:51,909 My little girl is squeaky-clean. 1432 01:01:51,942 --> 01:01:53,010 Mm... 1433 01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:56,346 Your daddy loves you so much. 1434 01:01:59,183 --> 01:02:01,218 Daddy's going to miss you tonight. 1435 01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:02,486 That's right. 1436 01:02:02,519 --> 01:02:04,454 Oh, you smell so good, 1437 01:02:04,488 --> 01:02:06,824 I think I'm going to have you for dinner when I come home, 1438 01:02:06,857 --> 01:02:08,092 you know that? 1439 01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:11,195 You want to hold her for a while? 1440 01:02:12,496 --> 01:02:15,299 She misses you, you know. 1441 01:02:19,036 --> 01:02:20,337 Hey, little girl, 1442 01:02:20,370 --> 01:02:23,307 your daddy loves you so much. 1443 01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:26,010 Here's your blanket. 1444 01:02:26,043 --> 01:02:27,377 Take care of Mr. Blondie for me, 1445 01:02:27,411 --> 01:02:29,046 all right? 1446 01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:31,882 And don't you pee on Mr. Pinkie. 1447 01:02:34,118 --> 01:02:35,552 She's all clean 1448 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:37,822 and the formula's in the fridge. 1449 01:02:39,323 --> 01:02:41,291 I'm late. 1450 01:02:41,325 --> 01:02:45,863 I got to go back for inventory before Kolby kills me. 1451 01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:48,833 Um, I'll-- I'll lock up. 1452 01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:52,236 Bye. 1453 01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:54,071 Hope you feel better. 1454 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:08,252 "I felt like 1455 01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:10,554 "when she was being ripped out from inside of me, 1456 01:03:10,587 --> 01:03:12,322 "everything I loved about being young 1457 01:03:12,356 --> 01:03:16,293 was being ripped out at the same time." 1458 01:03:25,202 --> 01:03:28,305 If I could just learn to understand her. 1459 01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:16,186 Hi. There's a man outside on my fire escape. 1460 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:17,922 Outside of my window. 1461 01:04:17,955 --> 01:04:22,026 I live at 408-and-a-half North Vicker, second floor. 1462 01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:23,593 Darcy Bobrucz. 1463 01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,262 But can you please hurry? 1464 01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:27,031 B-O-- 1465 01:04:27,064 --> 01:04:29,199 Look, I'm about to be murdered. Spell it any way you want. 1466 01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:35,305 It's okay, Thea. 1467 01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:37,041 Mommy's here. 1468 01:04:37,074 --> 01:04:38,642 Nobody's going to hurt my baby. 1469 01:04:38,675 --> 01:04:41,111 Yeah. Nobody'll hurt you. 1470 01:04:41,145 --> 01:04:42,947 It's okay. 1471 01:04:47,117 --> 01:04:48,986 Please, go away. 1472 01:04:49,019 --> 01:04:50,587 I just talked to the cops and they said 1473 01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:52,189 they're going to be here any second. 1474 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:54,591 Besides, we don't even have any money. 1475 01:04:54,624 --> 01:04:57,427 We just got our second notice on our electric bill. 1476 01:04:57,461 --> 01:05:00,630 So go away. Please. 1477 01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:22,719 He's gone now. 1478 01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:25,355 That bad old man is gone. 1479 01:05:25,389 --> 01:05:27,457 You know, Mommy wouldn't let him hurt you. 1480 01:05:27,491 --> 01:05:29,693 Come on, now, Thea. Dinner's over. 1481 01:05:29,726 --> 01:05:32,262 It's time to go to sleep, Thea. 1482 01:05:32,296 --> 01:05:36,466 Your daddy's going to come home and he's going to be so happy. 1483 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:40,104 Yeah, he loves you so much. 1484 01:05:41,505 --> 01:05:42,672 Mrs. Bobolitz? 1485 01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:44,674 Police. 1486 01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:48,145 Okay, just a minute. 1487 01:05:48,178 --> 01:05:50,547 It's the police. 1488 01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:53,083 Things are going to be just fine now. 1489 01:05:53,117 --> 01:05:55,319 Everything's going to be all right. 1490 01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:57,954 I'm coming. 1491 01:06:04,028 --> 01:06:05,262 Yeah, we got the guy you called about. 1492 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,463 Oh, thank you. 1493 01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:07,597 There's only one thing, lady. 1494 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:08,698 He says he knows you. 1495 01:06:08,732 --> 01:06:10,667 He knows me? 1496 01:06:12,169 --> 01:06:14,038 You want to press charges, 1497 01:06:14,071 --> 01:06:15,539 Mrs. Bobolitz? 1498 01:06:15,572 --> 01:06:18,042 Bobrucz. 1499 01:06:18,075 --> 01:06:21,111 Uh, no. No, no, thank you. 1500 01:06:21,145 --> 01:06:22,412 Would you like to come in? 1501 01:06:22,446 --> 01:06:24,014 Huh? Oh, yeah. 1502 01:06:24,048 --> 01:06:26,016 Thank you, officers. All right. 1503 01:06:26,050 --> 01:06:27,651 Thank you, officers. 1504 01:06:33,123 --> 01:06:35,559 I didn't mean to scare you or anything. 1505 01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:37,094 Would you like to see Thea? 1506 01:06:37,127 --> 01:06:39,296 She's in her crib. 1507 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:41,165 Yeah. 1508 01:06:41,198 --> 01:06:43,267 I got some fresh oranges 1509 01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:45,769 and fresh apples and fresh pears. 1510 01:06:45,802 --> 01:06:48,205 Thea... Thea. 1511 01:06:48,238 --> 01:06:50,040 Fresh lemons. 1512 01:06:55,579 --> 01:06:57,013 Hello. 1513 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:05,089 She's beautiful. 1514 01:07:05,122 --> 01:07:08,058 Thank you. 1515 01:07:08,092 --> 01:07:09,426 Would you like to hold her? 1516 01:07:09,459 --> 01:07:10,527 Yeah. 1517 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,296 Here. 1518 01:07:12,329 --> 01:07:13,463 Oh, why don't you put that down first? 1519 01:07:13,497 --> 01:07:15,031 Oh. 1520 01:07:19,269 --> 01:07:22,406 Say hello to your grandpa. 1521 01:07:22,439 --> 01:07:24,408 I'll tell you one thing. 1522 01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:27,144 I don't care if she is a girl. 1523 01:07:27,177 --> 01:07:29,079 This kid's going to Caltech. 1524 01:07:31,481 --> 01:07:33,750 Um, secretary, secretary, secretary, medical-- 1525 01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:34,684 Ooh, this looks good. 1526 01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:36,620 "Big bucks. 1527 01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:38,188 "Housewives, make extra cash in your spare time. 1528 01:07:38,222 --> 01:07:39,256 Telephone sales." 1529 01:07:39,289 --> 01:07:40,557 That means I could take Thea. 1530 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:44,661 Darce, that's Thea's thermometer. 1531 01:07:44,694 --> 01:07:46,230 Hey, honey. Hi, Lila. 1532 01:07:46,263 --> 01:07:47,397 Hi, Bobrucz. 1533 01:07:47,431 --> 01:07:49,166 Hey, there's Theezer. 1534 01:07:49,199 --> 01:07:52,102 So what do you think of your old man, anyway? 1535 01:07:52,136 --> 01:07:53,570 Next week, he's a high school graduate, 1536 01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:55,105 and right now, 1537 01:07:55,139 --> 01:07:56,106 he's late for his roofing job 1538 01:07:56,140 --> 01:07:57,407 and he's got to change. 1539 01:07:57,441 --> 01:07:58,542 Wait a minute. 1540 01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:00,110 I got night school. 1541 01:08:00,144 --> 01:08:01,678 Besides, I thought your roofing job started next week. 1542 01:08:01,711 --> 01:08:03,147 They changed it. We need the money. 1543 01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:04,681 Come on, Darcy, I can't blow this gig. 1544 01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:06,583 Well, I can't blow night school, then I won't graduate. 1545 01:08:06,616 --> 01:08:07,684 This is really important. 1546 01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:09,219 Well, you, what, 1547 01:08:09,253 --> 01:08:09,819 you think graduating isn't important? 1548 01:08:09,853 --> 01:08:11,221 Come to Auntie Lila. 1549 01:08:11,255 --> 01:08:12,722 I'll read her a bedtime story. Oh, great. 1550 01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:14,191 Oh, thanks. 1551 01:08:14,224 --> 01:08:15,259 Listen, there's two bottles of milk 1552 01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:16,693 in the fridge, 1553 01:08:16,726 --> 01:08:17,627 and, uh, those are her diapers right there. 1554 01:08:17,661 --> 01:08:18,828 I know. 1555 01:08:18,862 --> 01:08:19,863 I love you lots. Bye, honey. 1556 01:08:19,896 --> 01:08:22,266 Okay. Don't worry about it. 1557 01:08:22,299 --> 01:08:25,169 Oh, Thea... 1558 01:08:25,202 --> 01:08:27,671 Thea, come on, sweetie. 1559 01:08:27,704 --> 01:08:29,473 "Once upon a time 1560 01:08:29,506 --> 01:08:32,376 "in the land of abnormal psychosis, 1561 01:08:32,409 --> 01:08:34,578 there lived a grand mal seizure..." 1562 01:08:41,918 --> 01:08:45,389 This is a real shit job. 1563 01:08:45,422 --> 01:08:47,457 The pay's bad, too, 1564 01:08:47,491 --> 01:08:48,658 but it's steady work, 1565 01:08:48,692 --> 01:08:50,294 and it cleans all the snot out of your nose. 1566 01:08:52,829 --> 01:08:56,333 I've been doing this for 20 years, 1567 01:08:56,366 --> 01:08:59,203 and I still love that smell of tar on a hot roof. 1568 01:09:15,619 --> 01:09:18,355 Ooh-la-la. 1569 01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:21,458 Someone's feeling very sexy. 1570 01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:22,792 They cut off the electricity, Stan. 1571 01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:24,361 What do you mean, 1572 01:09:24,394 --> 01:09:25,362 they cut off the electricity? 1573 01:09:25,395 --> 01:09:26,530 Didn't you pay the bill? 1574 01:09:26,563 --> 01:09:27,797 Of course I paid the bill, 1575 01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:29,533 but the check bounced because we had to make 1576 01:09:29,566 --> 01:09:30,634 a double hospital payment this month. 1577 01:09:32,969 --> 01:09:34,238 And what about these? 1578 01:09:34,271 --> 01:09:35,439 You don't take care of bills 1579 01:09:35,472 --> 01:09:36,840 by stuffing them in a shoe box. 1580 01:09:36,873 --> 01:09:38,642 Well, we didn't have the money to pay them. 1581 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:40,244 What do you expect me to do? 1582 01:09:40,277 --> 01:09:42,446 We're in deep shit, Darcy. No kidding. 1583 01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,248 We have to do a little belt-tightening, that's all. 1584 01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:45,849 We're going to have to do more than that. 1585 01:09:45,882 --> 01:09:48,252 Hopefully, I'll have a job by next week, and maybe 1586 01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:49,786 it's just time that we asked your dad for some money. 1587 01:09:49,819 --> 01:09:50,854 What? I do not take handouts. 1588 01:09:50,887 --> 01:09:52,322 Oh, sure, better let Thea starve 1589 01:09:52,356 --> 01:09:53,723 than hurt your precious pride. 1590 01:09:53,757 --> 01:09:55,692 We'll do less entertaining, 1591 01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:57,961 and there's no reason in God's green earth 1592 01:09:57,994 --> 01:09:59,563 that we have to have chocolate milk 1593 01:09:59,596 --> 01:10:01,398 in the fridge at all times or French goddamn-roast 1594 01:10:01,431 --> 01:10:04,434 goddamn coffee with goddamn cinnamon. 1595 01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:08,572 You know, Thea's medication is costing us a fortune. 1596 01:10:08,605 --> 01:10:10,707 Now Dr. Barrick is hounding us for his bill, 1597 01:10:10,740 --> 01:10:12,942 and you know we spend $35 a week on disposable diapers? 1598 01:10:12,976 --> 01:10:14,478 Why in the hell 1599 01:10:14,511 --> 01:10:15,279 are you buying disposable diapers? 1600 01:10:15,312 --> 01:10:16,713 What's wrong with the cloth kind, 1601 01:10:16,746 --> 01:10:18,415 like my mom used on me, huh? 1602 01:10:18,448 --> 01:10:20,250 You know, you sounded exactly like your father 1603 01:10:20,284 --> 01:10:21,518 when you just said that. 1604 01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:22,786 I don't have a father. 1605 01:10:22,819 --> 01:10:25,021 Stan, this is not getting us anywhere, okay? 1606 01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:26,423 We got to do some planning. 1607 01:10:26,456 --> 01:10:27,491 What about college? 1608 01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:29,293 How are we going to pay for college? 1609 01:10:29,326 --> 01:10:30,494 College? What are you, in outer space? 1610 01:10:30,527 --> 01:10:31,928 We can't pay our electric bill! 1611 01:10:31,961 --> 01:10:33,730 Forget college, Darcy. 1612 01:10:33,763 --> 01:10:35,265 We're not going. 1613 01:10:35,299 --> 01:10:36,733 Wait, let's think about this, okay? 1614 01:10:36,766 --> 01:10:37,934 I mean, what about next year? 1615 01:10:37,967 --> 01:10:39,436 Maybe we can save up. 1616 01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:40,504 We're going to be here next year, 1617 01:10:40,537 --> 01:10:41,638 and the year after that. 1618 01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:43,807 This is it, home sweet home. 1619 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,309 I'm a roofer. 1620 01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:46,943 And you, if you're lucky, 1621 01:10:46,976 --> 01:10:48,578 you'll go to beauty school. 1622 01:10:48,612 --> 01:10:51,615 We really aren't going, are we? 1623 01:10:51,648 --> 01:10:53,417 We're really not going to go anywhere. 1624 01:10:53,450 --> 01:10:54,884 Oh, yeah? 1625 01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:56,486 I am. 1626 01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:57,954 I'm going out for a beer. 1627 01:10:57,987 --> 01:10:59,456 Oh, well, good. 1628 01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:00,857 Well, why don't you just rob a bank 1629 01:11:00,890 --> 01:11:02,292 while you're at it? 1630 01:11:11,368 --> 01:11:12,902 You shouldn't leave your baby alone. 1631 01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:13,903 I didn't leave her alone. 1632 01:11:15,672 --> 01:11:16,773 The kid's been crying all afternoon. 1633 01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:18,675 Somebody ought to turn you in. 1634 01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:20,577 You can't leave a baby alone like that. 1635 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:21,845 I didn't! 1636 01:11:21,878 --> 01:11:24,013 That's it. End of the month, you're out! 1637 01:11:28,352 --> 01:11:30,019 Stan, what are you doing? 1638 01:11:30,053 --> 01:11:31,521 I fed her. 1639 01:11:31,555 --> 01:11:32,822 I changed her. I rocked her. 1640 01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:34,524 I tried everything. 1641 01:11:34,558 --> 01:11:36,092 Well, maybe she's sick. Did you take her temperature? 1642 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,494 Oh, my God, she's burning up. 1643 01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:38,662 Feel her forehead. 1644 01:11:38,695 --> 01:11:40,864 Feel her goddamn forehead! 1645 01:11:42,599 --> 01:11:45,001 I'm calling the doctor. 1646 01:11:49,939 --> 01:11:51,641 We don't have a phone! 1647 01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:53,777 We don't have a phone because we couldn't pay the bill! 1648 01:12:01,685 --> 01:12:04,988 Dr. Sloan, Dr. Herbert Sloan, line seven. 1649 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:13,697 Dr. Slatches, Dr. Harvey Slatches, maternity. 1650 01:12:13,730 --> 01:12:18,502 Dr. Benrob, Dr. Joyce Benrob, line 27-B. 1651 01:12:18,535 --> 01:12:20,970 Mr. Bobrucz, your baby's fine. 1652 01:12:21,004 --> 01:12:22,372 Doctor gave her 1653 01:12:22,406 --> 01:12:23,473 a little shot of penicillin. 1654 01:12:23,507 --> 01:12:24,974 You can take her home in a few hours. 1655 01:12:25,008 --> 01:12:27,444 I was just wondering. Who will be taking care of the bill? 1656 01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:28,512 My mother's going to pay for it. 1657 01:12:28,545 --> 01:12:29,713 All right, I'll make a copy. 1658 01:12:29,746 --> 01:12:30,847 Thank you. 1659 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:31,915 Your mother? 1660 01:12:31,948 --> 01:12:33,082 Yeah, I just talked to my mom. 1661 01:12:33,116 --> 01:12:34,150 What'd she say? 1662 01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:35,619 Here's the thing. 1663 01:12:35,652 --> 01:12:37,421 We're going to move in with her. 1664 01:12:37,454 --> 01:12:40,757 I really, really think that's a bad idea. 1665 01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:42,125 Well, I really don't care 1666 01:12:42,158 --> 01:12:43,793 what you think right now, okay? 1667 01:12:43,827 --> 01:12:45,529 Mrs. Bobrucz? 1668 01:12:45,562 --> 01:12:50,366 Dr. Orsham, Dr. Ed Orsham, code nine. 1669 01:13:00,644 --> 01:13:01,878 Hello? 1670 01:13:01,911 --> 01:13:03,947 Oh, hi. 1671 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:06,916 Oh, yeah? Okay. 1672 01:13:06,950 --> 01:13:08,918 Um, hold on for a second. It's Lila. She says that, 1673 01:13:08,952 --> 01:13:10,920 uh, everybody's going to go to the lake tonight. 1674 01:13:10,954 --> 01:13:12,989 She says that she'll come by and pick us up if we want her to. 1675 01:13:13,022 --> 01:13:13,923 I don't want to go. 1676 01:13:13,957 --> 01:13:15,725 Why not? 1677 01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:17,026 Come on, it'll be fun. 1678 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:18,428 We can say goodbye to everybody 1679 01:13:18,462 --> 01:13:19,563 before they go off to school. 1680 01:13:19,596 --> 01:13:21,898 You go. I don't want to. 1681 01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:26,936 No, I guess not. 1682 01:13:26,970 --> 01:13:28,438 No, I know, 1683 01:13:28,472 --> 01:13:30,073 but we have a lot of stuff 1684 01:13:30,106 --> 01:13:31,575 we need to do around here. 1685 01:13:31,608 --> 01:13:32,942 Yeah. 1686 01:13:32,976 --> 01:13:35,078 Okay, well, you have a good time, okay? 1687 01:13:35,111 --> 01:13:37,213 Say goodbye to everybody for me. 1688 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:39,583 Yeah, I'm all right. 1689 01:13:39,616 --> 01:13:40,884 Call me when you get back. 1690 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:42,418 Bye. 1691 01:13:48,091 --> 01:13:49,092 What's she doing here? 1692 01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:51,094 I thought she was with her French club buddies. 1693 01:13:51,127 --> 01:13:52,896 I don't know. 1694 01:13:52,929 --> 01:13:54,464 I thought so too. 1695 01:13:54,498 --> 01:13:55,932 Stan, come on, put your shirt on, okay? 1696 01:13:55,965 --> 01:13:57,233 Do me a favor. 1697 01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:58,635 Do not start with her today, okay? 1698 01:13:58,668 --> 01:14:00,770 It's hot in here. 1699 01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:07,076 Hello, I'm home. 1700 01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:08,945 Oh, you're eating, good. 1701 01:14:08,978 --> 01:14:11,481 I threw that old stew in the crock pot this morning. 1702 01:14:11,515 --> 01:14:12,716 How'd it turn out, huh? 1703 01:14:12,749 --> 01:14:14,017 Magnifique. 1704 01:14:14,050 --> 01:14:16,219 Oh, you're so sweet. 1705 01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:18,588 It's probably awful, huh? 1706 01:14:18,622 --> 01:14:20,890 Hi, baby girl. 1707 01:14:20,924 --> 01:14:24,260 Oh, my, are we shy, Stan? 1708 01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:26,596 Come on. 1709 01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:29,599 We don't have any rules in this house... 1710 01:14:29,633 --> 01:14:33,136 And we drink wine with our meals. 1711 01:14:33,169 --> 01:14:35,104 Cabernet Sauvignon, of course. 1712 01:14:35,138 --> 01:14:36,272 Right, Darcy, huh? 1713 01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:37,807 Mm-hmm. 1714 01:14:37,841 --> 01:14:40,009 You know, honey, I've been thinking 1715 01:14:40,043 --> 01:14:42,512 about what you said, 1716 01:14:42,546 --> 01:14:43,980 and you're right. 1717 01:14:44,013 --> 01:14:45,782 There's no reason why I can't be your mother 1718 01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:46,983 and your best friend. 1719 01:14:47,016 --> 01:14:48,852 We can talk about this later, okay? 1720 01:14:48,885 --> 01:14:51,287 Yeah, I approach everything as a learning experience. 1721 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:52,989 We just have to juggle all of the roles, 1722 01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:54,724 don't we, Thea? 1723 01:14:54,758 --> 01:14:57,160 Yeah, and as a special treat tonight, 1724 01:14:57,193 --> 01:14:59,062 I'm going to put the baby in my room 1725 01:14:59,095 --> 01:15:00,296 so you can get some rest. 1726 01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:02,198 That way, Thea can sleep with me 1727 01:15:02,231 --> 01:15:04,167 just the way Darcy used to, huh? 1728 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,003 You won't have to listen to that old daddy snore, huh? 1729 01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:09,539 Yeah. 1730 01:15:11,941 --> 01:15:14,678 I don't want beer in this house. 1731 01:15:14,711 --> 01:15:17,881 The smell reminds me of your father. 1732 01:15:17,914 --> 01:15:21,618 Tell him to use a coaster, would you, honey, please? 1733 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,889 She's driving me crazy. Shh. 1734 01:15:25,922 --> 01:15:27,691 Last week, she told you you had too much lipstick, 1735 01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:28,958 and that pissed me off. 1736 01:15:28,992 --> 01:15:30,026 She's a mother. They do that. 1737 01:15:30,059 --> 01:15:31,194 Oh, yeah? 1738 01:15:31,227 --> 01:15:32,295 They put notes on the toilet 1739 01:15:32,328 --> 01:15:33,663 telling you to put the seat down? 1740 01:15:33,697 --> 01:15:35,064 Okay, fine, we'll move in with your dad. 1741 01:15:35,098 --> 01:15:36,600 Oh... Shh. 1742 01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:37,734 Oh, great, now we can't even talk. 1743 01:15:37,767 --> 01:15:38,902 We can talk. 1744 01:15:38,935 --> 01:15:40,236 Just don't make that noise. 1745 01:15:40,269 --> 01:15:42,872 It sounds like we're making love. 1746 01:15:42,906 --> 01:15:44,574 Oh, it's so cute the way you say that-- 1747 01:15:44,608 --> 01:15:45,942 "making love." 1748 01:15:45,975 --> 01:15:47,811 How about making hot, sweaty, stinky sex? 1749 01:15:47,844 --> 01:15:49,078 Oh, Darcy, baby, do it to me. 1750 01:15:49,112 --> 01:15:50,213 Oh, Stan, shut up! 1751 01:15:50,246 --> 01:15:51,080 Oh, Darcy! Oh, faster! 1752 01:15:51,114 --> 01:15:52,215 Shh! 1753 01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:53,917 Faster, faster! 1754 01:15:53,950 --> 01:15:55,218 Please, honey, don't do this to me! 1755 01:15:55,251 --> 01:15:56,586 Stan, get down! I mean it! 1756 01:15:56,620 --> 01:15:57,721 Oh, where'd you learn that? 1757 01:15:57,754 --> 01:15:58,855 I cannot believe you. 1758 01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:00,189 Oh, that's great! That's great! 1759 01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:01,224 This is really disgusting. 1760 01:16:01,257 --> 01:16:02,759 Oh, you want more? 1761 01:16:02,792 --> 01:16:04,728 Oh, you are something, Darcy. 1762 01:16:04,761 --> 01:16:05,862 Oh! Oh! Don't do this to me! 1763 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:06,963 Stan, come on! 1764 01:16:06,996 --> 01:16:08,097 You love it! You know you love it! 1765 01:16:08,131 --> 01:16:10,066 Oh, Darce, oh, do it faster! 1766 01:16:10,099 --> 01:16:11,334 Stop it right now, please. 1767 01:16:11,367 --> 01:16:12,201 Don't pound so hard. 1768 01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:13,336 Oh, yes! 1769 01:16:13,369 --> 01:16:14,738 Stan... Come on! 1770 01:16:14,771 --> 01:16:15,972 You love it. You know you love it. 1771 01:16:16,005 --> 01:16:17,040 You're going to break the bed! 1772 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,642 Oh, oh, oh... 1773 01:16:18,675 --> 01:16:19,843 This is really sleazy. 1774 01:16:19,876 --> 01:16:20,944 I can't believe you. 1775 01:16:20,977 --> 01:16:22,078 You are something. 1776 01:16:22,111 --> 01:16:23,079 Oh, you are out of control. 1777 01:16:23,112 --> 01:16:24,213 Stan, get down! 1778 01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:25,281 I am getting down. 1779 01:16:25,314 --> 01:16:26,349 Get down right now, Stan. 1780 01:16:26,382 --> 01:16:27,917 This isn't funny. 1781 01:16:30,419 --> 01:16:32,822 Excuse me, you wouldn't happen 1782 01:16:32,856 --> 01:16:33,890 to have a cigarette, would you? 1783 01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:36,259 Uh, no, I-- I don't smoke. 1784 01:16:36,292 --> 01:16:38,695 Oh, well, thanks anyway. 1785 01:16:40,797 --> 01:16:41,965 Goodnight. 1786 01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:43,232 Huh? 1787 01:16:43,266 --> 01:16:44,768 Goodnight. 1788 01:16:46,069 --> 01:16:48,104 Oh, my God. 1789 01:16:48,137 --> 01:16:50,674 She doesn't smoke, she says. 1790 01:16:50,707 --> 01:16:52,108 Where are you going? 1791 01:16:52,141 --> 01:16:53,810 I'm going to sleep with my mother. 1792 01:16:53,843 --> 01:16:55,111 Good. Good. 1793 01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:56,112 I always thought 1794 01:16:56,145 --> 01:16:57,647 somebody should be sleeping with your mother. 1795 01:16:57,681 --> 01:16:58,782 Now where are you going? 1796 01:16:58,815 --> 01:17:01,250 The same place I always go. Out. 1797 01:17:02,351 --> 01:17:03,653 Nice. 1798 01:17:04,821 --> 01:17:05,655 Nice. 1799 01:17:07,924 --> 01:17:09,092 Excuse me, fellow. 1800 01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:10,326 The lady wants to buy you 1801 01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:11,661 a box of Pampers. 1802 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,699 My treat, Stan. 1803 01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:23,707 So everybody's heading out next week, huh? 1804 01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:25,842 Hey, it's okay. 1805 01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:28,044 You don't need to keep up the conversation. 1806 01:17:40,456 --> 01:17:44,227 You don't have to talk 1807 01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:46,830 or worry about any bills you have to pay. 1808 01:17:46,863 --> 01:17:48,297 * I had it all 1809 01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:51,400 Stan, you're a kid. 1810 01:17:51,434 --> 01:17:54,070 I think you forgot about that for a while. 1811 01:17:54,103 --> 01:17:56,005 * You were my love 1812 01:17:56,039 --> 01:17:58,708 What Darcy did to you was lame. 1813 01:17:58,742 --> 01:18:00,309 Really lame. 1814 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:02,879 * And nobody else 1815 01:18:02,912 --> 01:18:05,014 Do you know how long I've been listening 1816 01:18:05,048 --> 01:18:07,350 to my Dad rave on about Caltech? 1817 01:18:07,383 --> 01:18:08,752 Since I was 10 years old. 1818 01:18:08,785 --> 01:18:12,055 I even learned their goddamn fight song. 1819 01:18:15,892 --> 01:18:17,393 You'll never know how I felt 1820 01:18:17,426 --> 01:18:20,363 when I was accepted. 1821 01:18:20,396 --> 01:18:22,431 How'd she talk you out of that? 1822 01:18:22,465 --> 01:18:25,068 She never even knew I got in. 1823 01:18:26,903 --> 01:18:29,372 But you know what? 1824 01:18:29,405 --> 01:18:31,140 When it all came down, 1825 01:18:31,174 --> 01:18:33,877 getting married, the baby, all of it... 1826 01:18:33,910 --> 01:18:35,311 * Now my life's... 1827 01:18:35,344 --> 01:18:38,748 I found out that... 1828 01:18:38,782 --> 01:18:42,251 the feelings I had for Darcy were stronger than... 1829 01:18:42,285 --> 01:18:45,822 I could've had for just about anything. 1830 01:18:49,926 --> 01:18:51,761 You see, it wasn't lame. 1831 01:18:53,930 --> 01:18:56,132 It was... it was love. 1832 01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:03,873 I've got to go. 1833 01:19:03,907 --> 01:19:05,842 Thanks a lot. 1834 01:19:18,487 --> 01:19:20,857 Welcome to the Pork Pit. May I take your order? 1835 01:19:20,890 --> 01:19:24,093 I'll have, uh, two slabs of baby back ribs 1836 01:19:24,127 --> 01:19:26,262 and an order of coleslaw. 1837 01:19:26,295 --> 01:19:29,265 Two cages and a side of slaw. 1838 01:19:29,298 --> 01:19:30,433 You're a new little piggly-wiggly, 1839 01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:31,467 aren't you? 1840 01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:37,106 Now, you sit down and waitc for your number to be called. 1841 01:19:37,140 --> 01:19:38,307 Oh. Okay. 1842 01:19:43,012 --> 01:19:44,881 Hi, Darcy. 1843 01:19:44,914 --> 01:19:46,482 You know, Stan and I had a couple of beers 1844 01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:47,550 the other night, but he didn't mention 1845 01:19:47,583 --> 01:19:48,918 you were learning a new trade. 1846 01:19:48,952 --> 01:19:50,186 Ribs or rinds, Michaela? 1847 01:19:50,219 --> 01:19:51,454 Unfortunately, nothing happened, 1848 01:19:51,487 --> 01:19:53,089 but he did mention 1849 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,891 how excited he was when he got accepted to Caltech. 1850 01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:56,926 He didn't get in to Caltech. 1851 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,194 Do you want to order, or what? 1852 01:19:58,227 --> 01:19:59,328 Come on. 1853 01:19:59,362 --> 01:20:00,563 Of course he got in, 1854 01:20:00,596 --> 01:20:02,198 but he turned it down because of you. 1855 01:20:02,231 --> 01:20:03,466 How could you believe he didn't get in? 1856 01:20:03,499 --> 01:20:04,533 He was an A student. 1857 01:20:04,567 --> 01:20:08,104 How can you be so smart and so dumb? 1858 01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:10,339 I wish I had a guy like Stan who'd blow away 1859 01:20:10,373 --> 01:20:11,540 the rest of his life for me. 1860 01:20:11,574 --> 01:20:13,309 Ha. What a waste. 1861 01:20:13,342 --> 01:20:14,543 Excuse me? 1862 01:20:14,577 --> 01:20:16,245 Is my order ready yet? 1863 01:20:16,279 --> 01:20:17,346 Here you go, sir. 1864 01:20:17,380 --> 01:20:19,182 Oh, thank you. 1865 01:20:25,221 --> 01:20:26,289 Uh-huh. 1866 01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:28,391 Uh-huh. 1867 01:20:28,424 --> 01:20:30,259 Yeah, Bobrucz. 1868 01:20:30,293 --> 01:20:32,095 That's right. 1869 01:20:34,130 --> 01:20:36,866 Oh, so the scholarship's still good? 1870 01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:39,002 He can still go? 1871 01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:40,904 Okay, great. 1872 01:20:40,937 --> 01:20:42,338 Yeah, you just go ahead and enroll him. 1873 01:20:42,371 --> 01:20:44,507 Yeah, he'll be there. 1874 01:20:44,540 --> 01:20:47,243 Okay, thank you very much. 1875 01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:48,644 Goodbye. 1876 01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:50,880 So that's it? 1877 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:54,650 That's it. 1878 01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:56,519 Somebody cancelled. 1879 01:20:56,552 --> 01:20:58,354 So are you thinking of going with him? 1880 01:20:58,387 --> 01:21:01,224 Nah, there's no married housing for undergrads. 1881 01:21:01,257 --> 01:21:03,226 He has to put in 30 hours a week work-study 1882 01:21:03,259 --> 01:21:05,929 and with no income it just would never work. 1883 01:21:05,962 --> 01:21:07,330 I guess that's why he never told me. 1884 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:09,132 So what are you and Thea going to do? 1885 01:21:09,165 --> 01:21:10,533 Oh, we'll be just fine. 1886 01:21:10,566 --> 01:21:12,568 Yeah, well, what about Madison 1887 01:21:12,601 --> 01:21:14,003 and journalism and all that stuff? 1888 01:21:14,037 --> 01:21:15,671 Look, I'll worry about that, okay? 1889 01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:18,007 You just worry about making sure he gets on a plane by Thursday. 1890 01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:19,608 Oh, and make sure that he gets enough underwear, okay? 1891 01:21:19,642 --> 01:21:21,377 Yeah, but Darce-- 1892 01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:24,147 Chris, they write bad country songs about this, okay? 1893 01:21:24,180 --> 01:21:25,915 I mean, the wife gets tied down too young, 1894 01:21:25,949 --> 01:21:27,316 he ends up hating the wife, 1895 01:21:27,350 --> 01:21:29,185 hating the kid, hating everybody, 1896 01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:30,386 hating himself. 1897 01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,221 It's just better this way, okay? 1898 01:21:32,255 --> 01:21:33,356 Thanks a lot. 1899 01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:34,457 Bye. 1900 01:21:34,490 --> 01:21:35,992 Bye. 1901 01:21:40,463 --> 01:21:43,099 I've got to take care of his underwear. 1902 01:21:55,111 --> 01:21:56,579 Hey, honey, I'm sorry 1903 01:21:56,612 --> 01:21:58,381 I didn't come home last night. 1904 01:21:58,414 --> 01:21:59,448 You have to go. 1905 01:21:59,482 --> 01:22:01,017 I did some thinking. 1906 01:22:01,050 --> 01:22:02,451 I got it all worked out. 1907 01:22:02,485 --> 01:22:03,586 Did you hear me? 1908 01:22:03,619 --> 01:22:05,488 I said you have to go. 1909 01:22:05,521 --> 01:22:07,590 I can't go anywhere. 1910 01:22:07,623 --> 01:22:09,192 I just got here. 1911 01:22:09,225 --> 01:22:10,693 You have to leave. 1912 01:22:10,726 --> 01:22:12,595 Stan, you've got to move out now. 1913 01:22:12,628 --> 01:22:14,230 I'll apologize to your mother. 1914 01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:15,231 No, it's not about my mother. 1915 01:22:15,264 --> 01:22:16,565 It's about us! 1916 01:22:16,599 --> 01:22:18,001 I'm not happy. 1917 01:22:18,034 --> 01:22:19,068 You're not happy. 1918 01:22:19,102 --> 01:22:20,469 You don't come home, 1919 01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:22,105 and when you do come home, you usually-- 1920 01:22:22,138 --> 01:22:24,140 We'll work it out, Darcy. There's a lot of stuff now, 1921 01:22:24,173 --> 01:22:25,541 and we said that once, that we could-- 1922 01:22:25,574 --> 01:22:26,742 I want a divorce. 1923 01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:29,512 Come on, we just got married. 1924 01:22:29,545 --> 01:22:31,280 Fine, I'll have it annulled. 1925 01:22:31,314 --> 01:22:32,648 It's not a legal marriage anyway. 1926 01:22:32,681 --> 01:22:34,383 Honey, you're tired. 1927 01:22:34,417 --> 01:22:36,019 I said, get out! 1928 01:22:36,052 --> 01:22:37,987 Darcy, what is eating you? 1929 01:22:38,021 --> 01:22:39,155 Now. Get out! 1930 01:22:39,188 --> 01:22:40,289 What are you talking about? 1931 01:22:40,323 --> 01:22:41,357 This is my house. 1932 01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:42,992 Just get up, just walk out the door. 1933 01:22:43,026 --> 01:22:44,293 No! 1934 01:22:44,327 --> 01:22:45,694 Do you hear me? This is my house! 1935 01:22:45,728 --> 01:22:46,962 Get out of my house! 1936 01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,700 Darcy, come on! 1937 01:22:54,170 --> 01:22:56,972 Don't you think you'd better leave? 1938 01:23:09,685 --> 01:23:12,221 I knew I would've been a great architect. 1939 01:23:12,255 --> 01:23:13,622 You are going to be a great architect, 1940 01:23:13,656 --> 01:23:15,658 but you've got to go to school first. 1941 01:23:15,691 --> 01:23:18,194 Look, Stan, maybe you should just can 1942 01:23:18,227 --> 01:23:19,728 all this family stuff 1943 01:23:19,762 --> 01:23:21,497 and get on with what you're supposed to be doing. 1944 01:23:21,530 --> 01:23:22,631 Forget it. 1945 01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:24,667 Look, I got to tell you something. 1946 01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:26,702 I called Caltech and found out 1947 01:23:26,735 --> 01:23:28,504 your scholarship is still good. 1948 01:23:28,537 --> 01:23:29,572 You did what? 1949 01:23:29,605 --> 01:23:31,407 It turns out that somebody cancelled 1950 01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:33,509 and you can have their spot. 1951 01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:35,378 We've got to be there Thursday. 1952 01:23:35,411 --> 01:23:37,380 You called Caltech? 1953 01:23:37,413 --> 01:23:39,682 Yeah, and you can go, so don't blow it. 1954 01:23:41,084 --> 01:23:43,386 Does Darcy know all this? 1955 01:23:43,419 --> 01:23:45,221 How would Darcy know? 1956 01:23:50,559 --> 01:23:52,195 Chris? 1957 01:23:52,228 --> 01:23:54,097 There's someone here to see Stan. 1958 01:23:54,130 --> 01:23:55,698 Who the hell's that? 1959 01:23:55,731 --> 01:23:57,400 I don't know. 1960 01:24:00,236 --> 01:24:02,071 Maybe it's Darcy. 1961 01:24:02,105 --> 01:24:03,506 Hey, Stan, how much underwear do you got? 1962 01:24:06,809 --> 01:24:08,644 Stanley Michael Bobrux? 1963 01:24:08,677 --> 01:24:10,746 Bobrucz. 1964 01:24:10,779 --> 01:24:12,515 I've been authorized by the state of Wisconsin 1965 01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:15,084 to serve you with these annulment papers. 1966 01:24:18,587 --> 01:24:20,189 What the hell is that, huh? 1967 01:24:20,223 --> 01:24:21,290 Hey, I don't want this! 1968 01:24:21,324 --> 01:24:22,691 Hey, Stan? 1969 01:24:22,725 --> 01:24:24,093 I don't want this! 1970 01:24:24,127 --> 01:24:26,729 Take this back! 1971 01:24:26,762 --> 01:24:28,397 Yeah, well, that's great, Bucko. 1972 01:24:28,431 --> 01:24:32,235 Only one problem. We were never married! 1973 01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:39,342 Never married? 1974 01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:40,743 What do you mean, you were never married? 1975 01:24:40,776 --> 01:24:41,744 I was there. I saw you. 1976 01:24:41,777 --> 01:24:43,179 We weren't 18 yet. 1977 01:24:43,212 --> 01:24:44,447 We lied. You know that. 1978 01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:47,150 So? That's no big deal. 1979 01:24:49,618 --> 01:24:50,786 STAN: Darcy! 1980 01:24:50,819 --> 01:24:52,488 Darcy, you don't understand! 1981 01:24:53,622 --> 01:24:55,458 Oh, my God. 1982 01:24:55,491 --> 01:24:57,126 What must the neighbors think? 1983 01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:59,495 I'm trying to tell you how I feel, okay? 1984 01:24:59,528 --> 01:25:01,730 Please, I'm sorry! 1985 01:25:01,764 --> 01:25:03,799 I didn't mean to run out on nobody! 1986 01:25:03,832 --> 01:25:05,168 That does it. 1987 01:25:05,201 --> 01:25:06,302 I'm calling the police. 1988 01:25:06,335 --> 01:25:07,370 Mom, don't! 1989 01:25:09,738 --> 01:25:11,674 Well, he needs to go for some counseling. 1990 01:25:11,707 --> 01:25:13,809 We were married. We have a baby! 1991 01:25:13,842 --> 01:25:16,245 Or did you forget? 1992 01:25:16,279 --> 01:25:17,880 I didn't forget, because I love you! 1993 01:25:17,913 --> 01:25:19,248 Goddamn it! 1994 01:25:19,282 --> 01:25:20,516 And you love me! 1995 01:25:20,549 --> 01:25:24,653 You said you loved me, and we had a baby! 1996 01:25:24,687 --> 01:25:26,422 Goddamn it! 1997 01:25:26,455 --> 01:25:27,423 We have a baby. 1998 01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:28,791 Thea! 1999 01:25:28,824 --> 01:25:30,526 Oh, come on, 2000 01:25:30,559 --> 01:25:33,162 give me one more chance, please! 2001 01:25:33,196 --> 01:25:36,165 I'm so fucking sorry. 2002 01:25:36,199 --> 01:25:37,533 I'm going to go talk to him. 2003 01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:39,635 You stay right there! 2004 01:25:39,668 --> 01:25:42,571 You're finished talking to him. 2005 01:25:42,605 --> 01:25:43,672 Give me one more chance. 2006 01:25:43,706 --> 01:25:45,508 I love you. Please! 2007 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:47,743 Goddamn it! 2008 01:25:47,776 --> 01:25:49,378 Please open the door! 2009 01:25:49,412 --> 01:25:54,583 I'm sorry! 2010 01:25:54,617 --> 01:25:56,185 Well, if you're going to put him in jail, 2011 01:25:56,219 --> 01:25:57,786 will you just make sure to tell 'em 2012 01:25:57,820 --> 01:25:59,588 that he has to be out by Thursday 2013 01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:01,624 because he has to be in school in California, okay? 2014 01:26:01,657 --> 01:26:02,791 Oh. 2015 01:26:02,825 --> 01:26:04,260 Okay. 2016 01:26:04,293 --> 01:26:05,894 Sure, that's no problem. 2017 01:26:16,472 --> 01:26:18,574 Okay, Boobcress. 2018 01:26:18,607 --> 01:26:19,742 On your feet. 2019 01:26:19,775 --> 01:26:21,577 You're getting out. 2020 01:26:52,341 --> 01:26:53,976 Are you okay? 2021 01:26:54,009 --> 01:26:55,644 Yeah. 2022 01:26:55,678 --> 01:26:57,280 Thanks for coming down. 2023 01:26:57,313 --> 01:26:59,448 Forget it. Let's go home. 2024 01:27:05,321 --> 01:27:07,690 Come in. 2025 01:27:07,723 --> 01:27:09,358 Oh, hey, you busy? 2026 01:27:09,392 --> 01:27:10,426 I'll come back. 2027 01:27:10,459 --> 01:27:12,728 No, it's all right. 2028 01:27:21,770 --> 01:27:23,372 Oh. 2029 01:27:23,406 --> 01:27:26,442 So what are you going to do about Caltech? 2030 01:27:26,475 --> 01:27:29,778 I've got to decide by Thursday. 2031 01:27:31,780 --> 01:27:34,583 Maybe I should go, huh? 2032 01:27:34,617 --> 01:27:39,021 The chance of a lifetime. 2033 01:27:39,054 --> 01:27:42,391 Still haven't heard from Darcy? 2034 01:27:47,330 --> 01:27:49,932 You love her a lot, don't you? 2035 01:27:49,965 --> 01:27:52,901 Oh, God, Dad, she's... 2036 01:27:52,935 --> 01:27:54,337 Whenever I try to see 2037 01:27:54,370 --> 01:27:55,904 the rest of my life without her, 2038 01:27:55,938 --> 01:27:58,641 I can't even breathe. 2039 01:27:58,674 --> 01:28:00,843 Well... 2040 01:28:00,876 --> 01:28:03,379 Then you're going to have to go for it, 2041 01:28:03,412 --> 01:28:05,614 otherwise you'll live with regret. 2042 01:28:05,648 --> 01:28:07,383 I remember one time, 2043 01:28:07,416 --> 01:28:09,452 I was crazy in love with this girl. She was so beautiful. 2044 01:28:09,485 --> 01:28:10,653 I couldn't stop thinking about her, 2045 01:28:10,686 --> 01:28:13,722 not even for one minute. 2046 01:28:13,756 --> 01:28:15,558 Drove me nuts. 2047 01:28:17,526 --> 01:28:19,395 So what'd you do? 2048 01:28:19,428 --> 01:28:22,365 I married her, had three kids. 2049 01:28:26,769 --> 01:28:28,337 I love you, Dad. 2050 01:28:28,371 --> 01:28:30,839 How'd I get such a skinny kid? 2051 01:28:30,873 --> 01:28:32,541 Rae Warland? 2052 01:28:32,575 --> 01:28:33,642 Thank you. 2053 01:28:33,676 --> 01:28:34,743 Congratulations. 2054 01:28:34,777 --> 01:28:35,611 Ron Califarro? 2055 01:28:37,446 --> 01:28:39,382 Darcy Elliot Bobrucz? 2056 01:28:39,415 --> 01:28:40,783 Congratulations, Darcy. 2057 01:28:40,816 --> 01:28:41,984 Paul Eshaw? 2058 01:28:42,017 --> 01:28:43,886 Congratulations. 2059 01:28:43,919 --> 01:28:46,655 Ruth Leigo? 2060 01:28:46,689 --> 01:28:48,791 Muriel Gusman? 2061 01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:50,859 Lou Comacho? 2062 01:28:50,893 --> 01:28:52,528 Congratulations, Lou. 2063 01:28:52,561 --> 01:28:54,997 And to Darcy Elliot Bobrucz, 2064 01:28:55,030 --> 01:28:56,432 who did the right thing. 2065 01:28:56,465 --> 01:28:58,133 Yes, dear, who saw the mountain-- 2066 01:28:58,166 --> 01:28:59,902 And almost fell right off it. 2067 01:28:59,935 --> 01:29:01,670 Be careful. 2068 01:29:01,704 --> 01:29:03,839 Oh, we're so proud of Mommy, aren't we? 2069 01:29:03,872 --> 01:29:05,708 Now my baby's a big girl, huh? 2070 01:29:05,741 --> 01:29:07,676 And you're free to make 2071 01:29:07,710 --> 01:29:08,677 all your own choices now. 2072 01:29:08,711 --> 01:29:09,812 Darcy! 2073 01:29:09,845 --> 01:29:10,879 Darcy! 2074 01:29:10,913 --> 01:29:11,947 Excuse me, young man. 2075 01:29:11,980 --> 01:29:13,015 May I help you? 2076 01:29:13,048 --> 01:29:14,149 Yeah, I'm Darcy's husband. 2077 01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:15,418 I don't want a scene now. 2078 01:29:15,451 --> 01:29:16,084 Come on. Good night. 2079 01:29:16,118 --> 01:29:17,152 Good night. 2080 01:29:17,185 --> 01:29:18,421 Darcy, please? 2081 01:29:18,454 --> 01:29:19,555 Darcy, will you please wait? 2082 01:29:19,588 --> 01:29:20,222 Stan. 2083 01:29:22,425 --> 01:29:24,359 Come on, sit in the front. 2084 01:29:26,028 --> 01:29:27,530 Darcy, wait up! 2085 01:29:28,664 --> 01:29:29,898 I got to talk to you! 2086 01:29:29,932 --> 01:29:31,033 Wait! 2087 01:29:31,066 --> 01:29:32,067 Wait, please. 2088 01:29:32,100 --> 01:29:33,802 Hands off the car. 2089 01:29:33,836 --> 01:29:35,538 Come on, Mrs. Elliot, give me a break. 2090 01:29:35,571 --> 01:29:37,406 Look, Stan, you're a good kid. 2091 01:29:37,440 --> 01:29:38,340 You tried your best, 2092 01:29:38,373 --> 01:29:40,743 but if you love Darcy, give her a chance. 2093 01:29:40,776 --> 01:29:42,711 I can help her make something of herself. 2094 01:29:42,745 --> 01:29:44,112 She was doing fine by herself, Mrs. Elliot. 2095 01:29:44,146 --> 01:29:46,482 That really makes you nervous, doesn't it? 2096 01:29:50,185 --> 01:29:51,854 Stan, stop it, okay? 2097 01:29:51,887 --> 01:29:53,188 We gave it our best shot. 2098 01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:54,156 We just couldn't cut it, that's all! 2099 01:29:54,189 --> 01:29:55,458 Hey, I love you. 2100 01:29:55,491 --> 01:29:56,959 I'll never stop loving you. 2101 01:29:56,992 --> 01:29:58,060 Thea, tell her. 2102 01:29:58,093 --> 01:29:59,428 Here, these are for you. 2103 01:29:59,462 --> 01:30:00,596 There's something inside. 2104 01:30:00,629 --> 01:30:01,730 This is for Thea. 2105 01:30:01,764 --> 01:30:02,965 Congratulations. 2106 01:30:02,998 --> 01:30:04,633 I'm sorry I was late. I went to Madison today. 2107 01:30:04,667 --> 01:30:05,701 I put in for scholarships 2108 01:30:05,734 --> 01:30:06,869 for the both of us. 2109 01:30:06,902 --> 01:30:08,003 Journalism and architecture. 2110 01:30:08,036 --> 01:30:08,971 I gave Ronald your baby article. 2111 01:30:09,004 --> 01:30:10,473 You did what? 2112 01:30:10,506 --> 01:30:11,640 He loved it. He wrote you a letter. 2113 01:30:11,674 --> 01:30:13,442 He wants to publish it in the paper. 2114 01:30:13,476 --> 01:30:15,043 Here's some stuff on married housing 2115 01:30:15,077 --> 01:30:16,445 and childcare co-ops. 2116 01:30:16,479 --> 01:30:17,212 You see, she's not crying. 2117 01:30:17,245 --> 01:30:18,947 She likes the sound of it. 2118 01:30:18,981 --> 01:30:20,148 Stan, please go to California, okay? 2119 01:30:20,182 --> 01:30:21,484 They're holding your place. 2120 01:30:21,517 --> 01:30:22,217 Don't blow it this time! 2121 01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:23,519 Holding my place? 2122 01:30:23,552 --> 01:30:25,488 How did you know? 2123 01:30:25,521 --> 01:30:26,855 That's why you kicked me out! 2124 01:30:26,889 --> 01:30:29,825 That's why you kicked me out! 2125 01:30:32,661 --> 01:30:33,929 You still love me, don't you, Darcy? 2126 01:30:33,962 --> 01:30:36,632 Darcy, you still love me! 2127 01:30:36,665 --> 01:30:38,701 Darcy! 2128 01:30:42,805 --> 01:30:44,239 Believe me, honey, 2129 01:30:44,272 --> 01:30:46,675 it is just as well that he left now, 2130 01:30:46,709 --> 01:30:49,645 because he would have left someday anyway. 2131 01:30:56,519 --> 01:30:59,588 Do you remember when Daddy left, huh? 2132 01:31:03,659 --> 01:31:06,529 I'm just trying to tell you, honey, that... 2133 01:31:08,230 --> 01:31:12,200 That sooner or later... 2134 01:31:12,234 --> 01:31:14,236 Everybody leaves. 2135 01:31:14,269 --> 01:31:17,573 That's just what love's all about. 2136 01:31:17,606 --> 01:31:19,808 Oh, but that's not it, Mom. 2137 01:31:19,842 --> 01:31:22,010 That's not what love's all about. 2138 01:31:22,044 --> 01:31:24,112 Love is about sticking around. 2139 01:31:24,146 --> 01:31:27,215 Did you know that Stan did get into Caltech? 2140 01:31:27,249 --> 01:31:28,517 Did you know that? 2141 01:31:28,551 --> 01:31:30,118 But he didn't go because he loves me 2142 01:31:30,152 --> 01:31:34,156 and he cares and me and he cares about Thea. 2143 01:31:34,189 --> 01:31:37,960 Stan doesn't just disappear when something bad happens... 2144 01:31:40,095 --> 01:31:42,097 Like I do. 2145 01:32:11,727 --> 01:32:13,829 Look, Mom, you have a choice to make. 2146 01:32:16,031 --> 01:32:18,266 Either you love all of us or none of us. 2147 01:32:20,769 --> 01:32:23,606 You better take this. It's going to get chilly later. 2148 01:32:23,639 --> 01:32:25,641 Thanks. 2149 01:32:38,921 --> 01:32:41,957 Stan! 2150 01:32:41,990 --> 01:32:43,959 Stan? 2151 01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:47,696 Stan! 2152 01:32:50,666 --> 01:32:52,635 Stan! 2153 01:33:29,204 --> 01:33:31,974 Where's Darcy? 2154 01:33:34,977 --> 01:33:36,845 Could you give me a hint? 2155 01:33:41,316 --> 01:33:45,654 She went looking for you back at the school. 2156 01:33:52,961 --> 01:33:54,196 Thanks. 2157 01:34:10,913 --> 01:34:15,417 Well, I guess we really blew it this time, didn't we, Thea? 2158 01:34:15,450 --> 01:34:17,652 Come on, let's get you home. 2159 01:34:20,188 --> 01:34:21,289 Darcy! 2160 01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:22,424 Stan? 2161 01:34:22,457 --> 01:34:24,159 Darcy! Oh, Stan... 2162 01:34:24,192 --> 01:34:26,161 I'm so sorry. I never meant-- 2163 01:34:26,194 --> 01:34:27,295 Darce, that doesn't mean anything. 2164 01:34:27,329 --> 01:34:28,797 Forget Caltech. 2165 01:34:28,831 --> 01:34:29,732 That's all you ever talked about. 2166 01:34:29,765 --> 01:34:31,066 That's all you ever wanted. 2167 01:34:31,099 --> 01:34:32,801 I want you. I want Thea. 2168 01:34:32,835 --> 01:34:34,369 Okay, what about my mother? 2169 01:34:34,402 --> 01:34:35,871 It's okay, we talked. 2170 01:34:35,904 --> 01:34:37,706 Okay, what about, I mean-- 2171 01:34:56,424 --> 01:34:58,761 Did you look inside the flowers? 2172 01:35:11,406 --> 01:35:13,942 This one doesn't bend. 2173 01:35:16,278 --> 01:35:19,281 It's beautiful. 2174 01:35:20,515 --> 01:35:22,985 See, I was, um... 2175 01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:28,824 I was hoping maybe you'd want to marry me. 2176 01:35:32,260 --> 01:35:34,429 I guess you got yourself a wife. 2177 01:35:34,462 --> 01:35:37,499 Oh, God. 2178 01:35:41,804 --> 01:35:43,105 We'd better get Thea home. 2179 01:35:43,138 --> 01:35:44,239 It's way past her bedtime. 2180 01:35:44,272 --> 01:35:45,941 You know, when this kid's 2181 01:35:45,974 --> 01:35:47,042 a teenager, she's going to have a curfew. 2182 01:35:47,075 --> 01:35:48,143 Definitely. 2183 01:35:48,176 --> 01:35:49,244 10:00. 2184 01:35:49,277 --> 01:35:50,345 Maybe 11:00, 2185 01:35:50,378 --> 01:35:51,880 if they're really in love. 2186 01:35:51,914 --> 01:35:55,250 If they're really in love, 8:00. 2187 01:35:55,283 --> 01:35:56,418 I love you, Darcy. 2188 01:35:56,451 --> 01:35:59,421 I love you, Stan. 2189 01:35:59,454 --> 01:36:03,892 * The night we met I knew I * 2190 01:36:03,926 --> 01:36:06,394 * I needed you so 2191 01:36:08,263 --> 01:36:13,135 * And if I had the chance 2192 01:36:13,168 --> 01:36:17,539 * I'd never let you go 2193 01:36:17,572 --> 01:36:23,378 * So won't you say You love me * 2194 01:36:23,411 --> 01:36:28,183 * I'll make you So proud of me * 2195 01:36:28,216 --> 01:36:32,420 * We'll make them Turn their heads * 2196 01:36:32,454 --> 01:36:36,358 * Every place we go 2197 01:36:36,391 --> 01:36:41,496 * Come on and be my Be my baby * 2198 01:36:41,529 --> 01:36:42,865 * Be my little baby 2199 01:36:42,898 --> 01:36:45,901 * My one and only baby 2200 01:36:45,934 --> 01:36:47,836 * Say you'll be my darling 2201 01:36:47,870 --> 01:36:50,538 * Be my Be my baby * 2202 01:36:50,572 --> 01:36:53,942 * Be my baby now 2203 01:36:53,976 --> 01:36:58,213 * Oh, yeah 2204 01:36:58,246 --> 01:37:02,084 * I'll make you happy, baby 2205 01:37:02,117 --> 01:37:07,990 * Just wait and see 2206 01:37:08,023 --> 01:37:12,494 * For every kiss you give me 2207 01:37:12,527 --> 01:37:15,864 * I'll give you three 2208 01:37:17,900 --> 01:37:22,871 * 'Cause from the day I saw you * 2209 01:37:22,905 --> 01:37:27,142 *I have been waiting for you 2210 01:37:27,175 --> 01:37:31,880 * You know I will adore you 2211 01:37:31,914 --> 01:37:35,650 * Till eternity 2212 01:37:35,683 --> 01:37:40,022 * Come on and be my Be my baby * 2213 01:37:40,055 --> 01:37:42,257 * Be my little baby 2214 01:37:42,290 --> 01:37:45,027 * My one and only baby 2215 01:37:45,060 --> 01:37:47,662 * Say you'll be my darling 2216 01:37:47,695 --> 01:37:50,365 * Be my Be my baby * 2217 01:37:50,398 --> 01:37:54,536 * Be my baby now 2218 01:37:54,569 --> 01:37:56,004 * Oh, everybody 2219 01:37:56,038 --> 01:38:01,576 * Be my, Be my baby * 2220 01:38:01,609 --> 01:38:05,213 * My one and only baby 2221 01:38:05,247 --> 01:38:07,382 * Oh, oh 2222 01:38:07,415 --> 01:38:10,485 * Be my Be my baby * 2223 01:38:10,518 --> 01:38:13,455 * Be my baby now 2224 01:38:13,488 --> 01:38:16,058 * Oh, yeah 2225 01:38:16,091 --> 01:38:20,528 * Be my Be my baby * 2226 01:38:20,562 --> 01:38:24,199 * My one and only baby 2227 01:38:24,232 --> 01:38:26,901 * Oh...